What it is
Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.
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Episode guide
24 this season · 262 total
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s03e01
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 2005-09-20
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Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
s03e01 ·
2005-09-20 ·
01:00
After Alan falls off the roof trying to fix the satellite dish, Charlie volunteers to look after Jake for the weekend.
s03e02
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 2005-09-27
01:00
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Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
s03e02 ·
2005-09-27 ·
01:00
Charlie turns Alan's chiropractic office into a brothel while Alan tries to avoid offending a large-breasted woman.
s03e03
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 2005-10-04
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Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
s03e03 ·
2005-10-04 ·
01:00
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
s03e04
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 2005-10-11
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Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
s03e04 ·
2005-10-11 ·
01:00
Berta moves in for a few days and sets Charlie and Alan at each others' throats.
s03e05
We Called It Mr. Pinky 2005-10-18
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We Called It Mr. Pinky
s03e05 ·
2005-10-18 ·
01:00
Bout of impotence causes Charlie to reexamine his feelings toward women.
s03e06
Hi, Mr. Horned One 2005-10-25
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Hi, Mr. Horned One
s03e06 ·
2005-10-25 ·
01:00
Alan is convinced that Charlie's new girlfriend has put an evil curse on him.
s03e07
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 2005-11-08
02:00
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Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
s03e07 ·
2005-11-08 ·
02:00
Rose's father confronts Charlie about his intentions towards his daughter.
s03e08
That Voodoo That I Do Do 2005-11-15
02:00
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That Voodoo That I Do Do
s03e08 ·
2005-11-15 ·
02:00
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
s03e09
Madame and Her Special Friend 2005-11-22
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Madame and Her Special Friend
s03e09 ·
2005-11-22 ·
02:00
Wealthy, elderly woman sets her sights on Alan.
s03e10
Something Salted and Twisted 2005-11-29
02:00
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Something Salted and Twisted
s03e10 ·
2005-11-29 ·
02:00
Charlie helps Alan cope with his lifelong obsession to get women's approval.
s03e11
Santa's Village of the Damned 2005-12-20
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Santa's Village of the Damned
s03e11 ·
2005-12-20 ·
02:00
Alan dates a Martha Stewart-like woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
s03e12
That Special Tug 2006-01-10
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That Special Tug
s03e12 ·
2006-01-10 ·
02:00
Alan's emotional breakdown sends Charlie into therapy.
s03e13
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 2006-01-24
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Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
s03e13 ·
2006-01-24 ·
02:00
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
s03e14
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 2006-02-07
02:00
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Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
s03e14 ·
2006-02-07 ·
02:00
Charlie plans the ultimate romantic evening with Mia, and Alan dates a much younger woman.
s03e15
My Tongue Is Meat 2006-02-28
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My Tongue Is Meat
s03e15 ·
2006-02-28 ·
02:00
Charlie's lifestyle causes tension with Mia.
s03e16
Ergo, the Booty Call 2006-03-07
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Ergo, the Booty Call
s03e16 ·
2006-03-07 ·
02:00
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
s03e17
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser 2006-03-14
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The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
s03e17 ·
2006-03-14 ·
02:00
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award against his arch nemesis who always wins.
s03e18
The Spit-Covered Cobbler 2006-03-21
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The Spit-Covered Cobbler
s03e18 ·
2006-03-21 ·
02:00
Alan becomes financially strapped when he starts paying his young girlfriend's bills.
s03e19
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 2006-04-11
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Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
s03e19 ·
2006-04-11 ·
01:00
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.
s03e20
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 2006-04-25
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Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
s03e20 ·
2006-04-25 ·
01:00
Charlie is sleeping with Kandi's mother as Alan tries to win Kandi back.
s03e21
And the Plot Moistens 2006-05-02
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And the Plot Moistens
s03e21 ·
2006-05-02 ·
01:00
Alan finds he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.
s03e22
Just Once with Aunt Sophie 2006-05-09
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Just Once with Aunt Sophie
s03e22 ·
2006-05-09 ·
01:00
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
s03e23
Arguments for the Quickie 2006-05-16
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Arguments for the Quickie
s03e23 ·
2006-05-16 ·
01:00
Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Mia, comes back in town with an unexpected request, which Charlie follows with an unexpected question of his own.
s03e24
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 2006-05-23
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That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
s03e24 ·
2006-05-23 ·
01:00
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding.
