Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.
When Alan discovers that Charlie is a member of an exclusive men's support group, he begs his brother to let him join.
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s02e02Enjoy Those Garlic Balls2004-09-2801:30⌄
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Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
s02e02 ·
2004-09-28 ·
01:30
Alan overzealously tries to push Judith's new relationship to the next level after Charlie mentions that he'll be off the hook for alimony if Judith remarries.
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s02e03A Bag Full of Jawea2004-10-0501:30⌄
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A Bag Full of Jawea
s02e03 ·
2004-10-05 ·
01:30
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, with unfortunate results.
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s02e04Go Get Mommy's Bra2004-10-1201:30⌄
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Go Get Mommy's Bra
s02e04 ·
2004-10-12 ·
01:30
Charlie discovers that he made a big mistake when he lends Evelyn his Mercedes for a day in exchange for her hybrid car.
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s02e05Bad News from the Clinic?2004-10-1901:30⌄
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Bad News from the Clinic?
s02e05 ·
2004-10-19 ·
01:30
Charlie falls head over heels for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
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s02e06The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance2004-10-2601:30⌄
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The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
s02e06 ·
2004-10-26 ·
01:30
When Charlie confesses playing a nasty trick on Alan when they were younger, Alan's self image is turned upside down.
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s02e07A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana2004-11-0902:00⌄
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A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
s02e07 ·
2004-11-09 ·
02:00
Charlie and Alan employ Berta's crazy sister to cater a party that Evelyn has cornered them into throwing for her.
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s02e08Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers2004-11-1602:30⌄
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Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
s02e08 ·
2004-11-16 ·
02:30
Alan meets a woman at the supermarket who introduces him to the kind of fantastic sex life Charlie is accustomed to.
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s02e09Yes, Monsignor2004-11-2302:30⌄
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Yes, Monsignor
s02e09 ·
2004-11-23 ·
02:30
Charlie's ex-girlfriend comes back into his life with a little more baggage than when she left.
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s02e10The Salmon Under My Sweater2004-11-3002:30⌄
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The Salmon Under My Sweater
s02e10 ·
2004-11-30 ·
02:30
Jake helps Charlie write a theme song for a new cartoon, and things heat up between Alan and Rose.
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s02e11Last Chance to See Those Tattoos2004-12-1402:30⌄
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Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
s02e11 ·
2004-12-14 ·
02:30
Charlie finds out that his promiscuous lifestyle has become the subject of an angry web site.
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s02e12A Lung Full of Alan2005-01-0402:30⌄
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A Lung Full of Alan
s02e12 ·
2005-01-04 ·
02:30
Alan's platonic high school girlfriend comes back into his life and creates contention between he and Charlie.
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s02e13Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow2005-01-1802:30⌄
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Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow
s02e13 ·
2005-01-18 ·
02:30
When Judith's pipes burst due to an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
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s02e14Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts2005-02-0102:30⌄
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Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts
s02e14 ·
2005-02-01 ·
02:30
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' and grandson's lives after Alan forbids her to see Jake.
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s02e15Smell the Umbrella Stand2005-02-0802:30⌄
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Smell the Umbrella Stand
s02e15 ·
2005-02-08 ·
02:30
Charlie tries to take Alan and Jake to Las Vegas in order to distract Alan from an impending medical procedure.
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s02e16Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?2005-02-1502:30⌄
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Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
s02e16 ·
2005-02-15 ·
02:30
An already stressed Alan is pushed to the limit when Judith leaves Jake with him while she goes on vacation.
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s02e17Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!2005-02-2202:00⌄
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Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
s02e17 ·
2005-02-22 ·
02:00
After Charlie injures his back during sex, Alan takes him to the doctor.
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s02e18It was 'Mame,' Mom2005-03-0802:30⌄
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It was 'Mame,' Mom
s02e18 ·
2005-03-08 ·
02:30
Charlie makes Alan pose as his life partner at a business party thrown by a gay ad executive.
