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How I Met Your Mother

CBS Scripted ComedyDramaRomance 4.2/5 · 579 votes

What it is

How I Met Your Mother is a comedy about Ted and how he fell in love. It all starts when Ted's best friend, Marshall drops the bombshell that he's going to propose to his long-time girlfriend, Lilya kindergarten teacher. At that moment, Ted realizes that he had better get a move on if he too hopes to find true love. Helping him in his quest is Barney a friend with endless, sometimes outrageous opinions, a penchant for suits and a foolproof way to meet women. When Ted meets Robin he's sure it's love at first sight, but destiny may have something else in store.

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Season 9, Episode 25

s09e25 · 2014-04-08 · 00:00

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24 this season · 209 total
s08e01 Farhampton 2012-09-25 00:00

Farhampton

s08e01 · 2012-09-25 · 00:00

Robin's anxiety on her wedding day to Barney prompts Ted to recount the time he insisted on leaving Victoria's jilted fiancé a note before they drove off into the sunset together.

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s08e02 The Pre-Nup 2012-10-02 00:00

The Pre-Nup

s08e02 · 2012-10-02 · 00:00

When Barney designs an extensive pre-nup, the guys take note and propose their own relationship amendments to their significant others. Meanwhile, Quinn is outraged and draws up a pre-nup of her own, which causes friction between the sexes.

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s08e03 Nannies 2012-10-09 00:00

Nannies

s08e03 · 2012-10-09 · 00:00

When Lily and Marshall have trouble finding a nanny, they learn it's because of an elaborate scheme Barney came up with to meet girls. Meanwhile, Robin and Ted butt heads over who has a more serious relationship.

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s08e04 Who Wants to Be a Godparent? 2012-10-16 00:00

Who Wants to Be a Godparent?

s08e04 · 2012-10-16 · 00:00

When Lily and Marshall can't decide on godparents for Marvin, they put the gang to the test to see who would make the best one.

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s08e05 The Autumn of Break-Ups 2012-11-06 01:00

The Autumn of Break-Ups

s08e05 · 2012-11-06 · 01:00

As the season of break-ups continues, Ted and Victoria must choose the next step in their long and complicated relationship. Meanwhile, Robin worries about Barney when he chooses a dog to be his wingman.

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s08e06 Splitsville 2012-11-13 01:00

Splitsville

s08e06 · 2012-11-13 · 01:00

When Robin is hesitant to break up with Nick, Barney takes matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall are desperate for some private time.

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s08e07 The Stamp Tramp 2012-11-20 01:00

The Stamp Tramp

s08e07 · 2012-11-20 · 01:00

Marshall recommends his old law school classmate Brad for a job at his firm, but the interview goes awry, leaving Marshall to do damage control with his boss. Meanwhile, Robin helps negotiate Barney's return to the strip club circuit.

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s08e08 Twelve Horny Women 2012-11-27 01:00

Twelve Horny Women

s08e08 · 2012-11-27 · 01:00

Marshall takes on his old friend/new nemesis Brad in the biggest case of his career. Meanwhile, the gang reminisces about their own run-ins with the law, leading to a debate over who was the biggest delinquent as a teenager.

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s08e09 Lobster Crawl 2012-12-04 01:00

Lobster Crawl

s08e09 · 2012-12-04 · 01:00

Robin is determined to get Barney back no matter what it takes. Meanwhile, Ted fills in as Marvin's Nanny, leading Marshall and Lily to realize that Ted is using baby Marvin to replace his other baby - the GNB building.

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s08e10 The Over-Correction 2012-12-11 01:00

The Over-Correction

s08e10 · 2012-12-11 · 01:00

Robin becomes increasingly suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice. Meanwhile, Marshall discovers his mother is moving on in her romantic life... with a very disturbing partner.

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s08e11 The Final Page (1) 2012-12-18 01:00

The Final Page (1)

s08e11 · 2012-12-18 · 01:00

With Christmas fast approaching, Barney tells Ted that he plans on proposing to Patrice, which leads Ted to debate whether or not to tell Robin.

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s08e12 The Final Page (2) 2012-12-18 01:30

The Final Page (2)

s08e12 · 2012-12-18 · 01:30

Marshall and Lily run into an acquaintance from college

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s08e13 Band or DJ? 2013-01-15 01:00

Band or DJ?

s08e13 · 2013-01-15 · 01:00

When Robin learns that Barney never asked her father's permission before proposing, she insists that he seek his approval before announcing their engagement. Meanwhile, Ted keeps his feelings concealed by throwing himself into planning their wedding.

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s08e14 Ring Up! 2013-01-22 01:00

Ring Up!

s08e14 · 2013-01-22 · 01:00

Barney begs Ted to continue seeing his much younger, much wilder girlfriend, even though Ted has nothing in common with her. Meanwhile, Robin must adjust to the power of the bling.

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s08e15 P.S. I Love You 2013-02-05 01:00

P.S. I Love You

s08e15 · 2013-02-05 · 01:00

Barney uncovers the lost episode of Robin's "Underneath the Tunes" as Robin Sparkles. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are concerned that Ted's new girlfriend is a stalker.

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s08e16 Bad Crazy 2013-02-12 01:00

Bad Crazy

s08e16 · 2013-02-12 · 01:00

Ted is reluctant to break up with his crazy girlfriend Jeanette. Meanwhile, Robin becomes attached to Marvin after finally holding him for the first time.

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s08e17 The Ashtray 2013-02-19 01:00

The Ashtray

s08e17 · 2013-02-19 · 01:00

When Ted receives an unexpected call from The Captain, the gang reminisced about their last awkward encounter with him.

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s08e18 Weekend at Barney's 2013-02-26 01:00

Weekend at Barney's

s08e18 · 2013-02-26 · 01:00

When Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney tries to help him land a new girl by using the infamous playbook Robin thought he had destroyed. Meanwhile, at a gallery opening where Lily hopes to make a good impression, Marshall ends up unintentionally getting noticed.

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s08e19 The Fortress 2013-03-19 00:00

The Fortress

s08e19 · 2013-03-19 · 00:00

After Robin asks Barney to sell his bachelor pad so they can build a home together, Barney is reluctant and drives away potential buyers. Meanwhile, Lily's commitment to her job as The Captain's art consultant strains her relationship with Marshall.

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s08e20 The Time Travelers 2013-03-26 00:00

The Time Travelers

s08e20 · 2013-03-26 · 00:00

Future versions of Ted and Barney try to convince Ted to go see Robots Versus Wrestlers. Meanwhile, Marshall challenges Robin to a dance-off.

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s08e21 Romeward Bound 2013-04-16 00:00

Romeward Bound

s08e21 · 2013-04-16 · 00:00

When The Captain asks Lily to move to Rome for a year to be his art consultant, she fears that Marshall will resent her. Meanwhile, Ted and Barney become obsessed with a girl who is hiding her amazing body under a puffy coat.

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s08e22 The Bro Mitzvah 2013-04-30 00:00

The Bro Mitzvah

s08e22 · 2013-04-30 · 00:00

The gang works together to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.

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s08e23 Something Old 2013-05-07 00:00

Something Old

s08e23 · 2013-05-07 · 00:00

Robin is desperate to find her "something old" she buried in Central Park years earlier for the wedding. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily ask for Ted's help packing for Italy, and Barney bonds with Robin, Sr..

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s08e24 Something New 2013-05-14 00:00

Something New

s08e24 · 2013-05-14 · 00:00

As the gang prepares to head out to Robin and Barney's wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he's finally finished fixing up. Meanwhile, Robin and Barney's night of relaxation is ruined by an obnoxious couple, and Marshall takes the baby on a last-minute trip to Minnesota to see his family.

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