How I Met Your Mother is a comedy about Ted and how he fell in love. It all starts when Ted's best friend, Marshall drops the bombshell that he's going to propose to his long-time girlfriend, Lilya kindergarten teacher. At that moment, Ted realizes that he had better get a move on if he too hopes to find true love. Helping him in his quest is Barney a friend with endless, sometimes outrageous opinions, a penchant for suits and a foolproof way to meet women. When Ted meets Robin he's sure it's love at first sight, but destiny may have something else in store.
When Robin shows up with an Argentinean Adonis by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney and his performance is legen.wait for it.dary!
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s03e02We're Not from Here2007-10-0200:00⌄
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We're Not from Here
s03e02 ·
2007-10-02 ·
00:00
After seeing girls get weak in the knees over Robin's man, Gael, who's from Argentina, Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners, in order to meet chicks.
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s03e03Third Wheel2007-10-0900:00⌄
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Third Wheel
s03e03 ·
2007-10-09 ·
00:00
When two beautiful women show that they are both very attracted to Ted, they take the party to his place, where the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck doesn't always come in threes.
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s03e04Little Boys2007-10-1600:00⌄
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Little Boys
s03e04 ·
2007-10-16 ·
00:00
When "kid unfriendly" Robin surprisingly forms a bond with the young son of the guy she is dating, she decides it is too serious and must figure out a way to let the little guy down.
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s03e05How I Met Everyone Else2007-10-2300:00⌄
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How I Met Everyone Else
s03e05 ·
2007-10-23 ·
00:00
When Ted's new girl becomes jealous that the story of how he and his pals met is better than the story of how she and Ted met, her ranking on Barney's "crazy scale" skyrockets.
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s03e06I'm Not That Guy2007-10-3000:00⌄
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I'm Not That Guy
s03e06 ·
2007-10-30 ·
00:00
When a corporate law firm courts Marshall, lawyer Jeff Coatsworth wins him over, forcing him to let go of his dream of saving the earth in favor of the almighty dollar.
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s03e07Dowisetrepla2007-11-0601:00⌄
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Dowisetrepla
s03e07 ·
2007-11-06 ·
01:00
When Lily and Marshall decide to buy an apartment, not only do they make every mistake in the book, but Marshall also discovers Lily's dirty little financial secret when they apply for a loan.
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s03e08Spoiler Alert2007-11-1301:00⌄
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Spoiler Alert
s03e08 ·
2007-11-13 ·
01:00
When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful girl, the gang can't help but point out a deal-breaking flaw, eventually leading to a heated exchange of barbs among the group.
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s03e09Slapsgiving2007-11-2001:00⌄
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Slapsgiving
s03e09 ·
2007-11-20 ·
01:00
As Lily and Marshall host their first Thanksgiving as a married couple, Barney is tortured by the tick-tock of the slap bet countdown clock and the uncertainty of the exact moment the slap is going to be delivered.
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s03e10The Yips2007-11-2701:00⌄
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The Yips
s03e10 ·
2007-11-27 ·
01:00
When Barney loses his "mojo," he attends the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show after-party to get himself back on track, but his smooth operating skills are put to the test when he meets supermodel Heidi Klum.
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s03e11The Platinum Rule2007-12-1101:00⌄
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The Platinum Rule
s03e11 ·
2007-12-11 ·
01:00
When the gang finds out that Ted is taking his doctor on a date, they try to convince him, through examples of their own toxic experiences, why it's never a good idea to get into a relationship with someone you see on a regular basis.
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s03e12No Tomorrow2008-03-1800:30⌄
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No Tomorrow
s03e12 ·
2008-03-18 ·
00:30
When Ted takes a page from Barney's book and lives like there's no tomorrow, he gets a post St. Patty's Day reality check from Marshall.
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s03e13Ten Sessions2008-03-2500:30⌄
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Ten Sessions
s03e13 ·
2008-03-25 ·
00:30
Continuing his passionate quest to find the woman who will one day be his wife, Ted pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella. While Stella turns down his repeated efforts for a date, her office receptionist, Abby, becomes smitten with Ted.
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s03e14The Bracket2008-04-0100:30⌄
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The Bracket
s03e14 ·
2008-04-01 ·
00:30
When Barney's love life is sabotaged by a mystery woman, he turns to tournament bracketology to narrow down the field of 64 women with the most cause to hate his guts.
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s03e15The Chain of Screaming2008-04-1500:30⌄
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The Chain of Screaming
s03e15 ·
2008-04-15 ·
00:30
After Marshall is verbally emasculated by his boss, he struggles with the fact that taking a job with a "big bad" corporate law firm may have been a major mistake.
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s03e16Sandcastles in the Sand2008-04-2200:30⌄
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Sandcastles in the Sand
s03e16 ·
2008-04-22 ·
00:30
When Robin rekindles things with an old flame, he crushes her again, but Barney, in his own inimitable style, helps her realize that she is awesome.
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s03e17The Goat2008-04-2900:30⌄
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The Goat
s03e17 ·
2008-04-29 ·
00:30
When a guilt-ridden Barney breaks the "Bro Code," he struggles with the ramifications of his misstep.
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s03e18Rebound Bro2008-05-0600:30⌄
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Rebound Bro
s03e18 ·
2008-05-06 ·
00:30
When Ted tells the gang Stella's intimate secret, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
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s03e19Everything Must Go2008-05-1300:30⌄
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Everything Must Go
s03e19 ·
2008-05-13 ·
00:30
When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.
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s03e20Miracles2008-05-2000:30⌄
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Miracles
s03e20 ·
2008-05-20 ·
00:30
When Ted is in an accident, he re-evaluates his life and relationship with Stella.
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