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How I Met Your Mother

CBS Scripted ComedyDramaRomance 4.2/5 · 579 votes

What it is

How I Met Your Mother is a comedy about Ted and how he fell in love. It all starts when Ted's best friend, Marshall drops the bombshell that he's going to propose to his long-time girlfriend, Lilya kindergarten teacher. At that moment, Ted realizes that he had better get a move on if he too hopes to find true love. Helping him in his quest is Barney a friend with endless, sometimes outrageous opinions, a penchant for suits and a foolproof way to meet women. When Ted meets Robin he's sure it's love at first sight, but destiny may have something else in store.

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Season 9, Episode 25

s09e25 · 2014-04-08 · 00:00

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Episode guide

24 this season · 209 total
s07e01 The Best Man 2011-09-20 00:00

The Best Man

s07e01 · 2011-09-20 · 00:00

While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him.

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s07e02 The Naked Truth 2011-09-20 00:30

The Naked Truth

s07e02 · 2011-09-20 · 00:30

When Marshall gets the job of his dreams, he worries that, once the company discovers videos he made in the past, they may rescind the offer. Meanwhile, Ted can't decide who to bring to the Architects Ball.

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s07e03 Ducky Tie 2011-09-27 00:00

Ducky Tie

s07e03 · 2011-09-27 · 00:00

After Ted runs into an old girlfriend, he tries to make amends with her since he cheated during their relationship. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily make a bet with Barney that could force him to wear Marshall's ducky tie.

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s07e04 The Stinson Missile Crisis 2011-10-04 00:00

The Stinson Missile Crisis

s07e04 · 2011-10-04 · 00:00

After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily's pregnancy.

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s07e05 Field Trip 2011-10-11 00:00

Field Trip

s07e05 · 2011-10-11 · 00:00

When Marshall witnesses his boss's soft approach in settling with a million dollar company, he takes matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Ted takes his architecture class on a field trip and things don't go as planned.

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s07e06 Mystery vs. History 2011-10-18 00:00

Mystery vs. History

s07e06 · 2011-10-18 · 00:00

When Ted goes on a date without researching the girl on the Internet, the gang interferes, showing Kevin that they are too into each other's business. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall come to terms with finding out the sex of their baby.

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s07e07 Noretta 2011-10-25 00:00

Noretta

s07e07 · 2011-10-25 · 00:00

The gang begins to realize their romantic partner reminds them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora's planned romantic evening is ruined by a string of bad events.

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s07e08 The Slutty Pumpkin Returns 2011-11-01 00:00

The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

s07e08 · 2011-11-01 · 00:00

Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain.

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s07e09 Disaster Averted 2011-11-08 01:00

Disaster Averted

s07e09 · 2011-11-08 · 01:00

The gang reminisces about what happened during Hurricane Irene and Barney tries desperately to get out of wearing the ducky tie.

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s07e10 Tick Tick Tick... 2011-11-15 01:00

Tick Tick Tick...

s07e10 · 2011-11-15 · 01:00

Barney and Robin find themselves in an uncomfortable situation when they hide a secret from their significant others. Meanwhile, Marshall, Lily and Ted attend a concert.

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s07e11 The Rebound Girl 2011-11-22 01:00

The Rebound Girl

s07e11 · 2011-11-22 · 01:00

Ted and Barney discuss making a life-changing decision together, and Robin tries to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.

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s07e12 Symphony of Illumination 2011-12-06 01:00

Symphony of Illumination

s07e12 · 2011-12-06 · 01:00

When Robin receives bad news, she decides to lie about it to the gang. Meanwhile, Marshall hangs Christmas decorations on the house in the 'burbs with help from his neighbor.

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s07e13 Tailgate 2012-01-03 01:00

Tailgate

s07e13 · 2012-01-03 · 01:00

After celebrating New Year's Eve, Marshall visits his father's graveside to carry on their tradition of tailgating. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted open a bar called "Puzzles," and Robin is forced to fill in for an inebriated news anchor.

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s07e14 46 Minutes 2012-01-17 01:00

46 Minutes

s07e14 · 2012-01-17 · 01:00

Lily and Marshall officially move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out of their house. Meanwhile, the gang adjusts to them moving by going to a strip club.

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s07e15 The Burning Beekeeper 2012-02-07 01:00

The Burning Beekeeper

s07e15 · 2012-02-07 · 01:00

Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, where Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss, and Barney hits on a crazy divorcee.

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s07e16 The Drunk Train 2012-02-14 01:00

The Drunk Train

s07e16 · 2012-02-14 · 01:00

For Valentine's Day, Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a weekend getaway to Vermont, where Kevin and Robin discussing taking their relationship to the next level. Meanwhile, Barney realizes he has finally met his match.

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s07e17 No Pressure 2012-02-21 01:00

No Pressure

s07e17 · 2012-02-21 · 01:00

When Robin breaks up with Kevin, Ted confesses his feelings to her. Meanwhile, Barney is on a mission to find something private of Marshall and Lily's.

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s07e18 Karma 2012-02-28 01:00

Karma

s07e18 · 2012-02-28 · 01:00

Barney tries to pursue Quinn, even after learning she is a stripper. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily introduce Robin to life in the suburbs and Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's old room.

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s07e19 The Broath 2012-03-20 00:00

The Broath

s07e19 · 2012-03-20 · 00:00

The gang tries to break up Barney and Quinn after learning they plan on moving in together, leaving Robin and Ted to fight over who deserves to sublet her apartment.

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s07e20 Trilogy Time 2012-04-10 00:00

Trilogy Time

s07e20 · 2012-04-10 · 00:00

Ted, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time," where they get together every three years to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy and envision what their lives will be like in another three years. Meanwhile Barney and Quinn move in together.

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s07e21 Now We're Even 2012-04-17 00:00

Now We're Even

s07e21 · 2012-04-17 · 00:00

Just as Ted starts to settle into his new apartment alone, Barney tries to entice him into going out every single night. Meanwhile, Lily has a naughty dream about someone other then Marshall, and Robin finally becomes a famous news anchor.

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s07e22 Good Crazy 2012-05-01 00:00

Good Crazy

s07e22 · 2012-05-01 · 00:00

When Lily and Marshall have a baby shower, Marshall starts to panic after realizing the baby is coming soon. Meanwhile, Ted and Robin come to terms with their relationship and Barney takes Marshall on a road trip.

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s07e23 The Magician's Code (1) 2012-05-15 00:00

The Magician's Code (1)

s07e23 · 2012-05-15 · 00:00

While Marshall is in Atlantic City with Barney, Lily goes into labor, leaving him desperate to make it back to New York before the baby is born. Meanwhile, Ted and Robin try to distract Lily during her painful contractions.

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s07e24 The Magician's Code (2) 2012-05-15 00:30

The Magician's Code (2)

s07e24 · 2012-05-15 · 00:30

On Barney's future wedding day, when his wife is finally revealed, the gang reminisces about the time they encouraged Ted to follow his heart and go after the one that got away.

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