House of Payne

s05e01 Labor Paynes (1) 2008-12-04 01:00 ⌄

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Labor Paynes (1)

s05e01 · 2008-12-04 · 01:00

Janine begins her labor pains, which causes confusion and mix-ups, as the double wedding of CJ and Janine, along with Calvin and Miranda, gets shifted to the hospital.

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s05e02 Labor Paynes (2) 2008-12-04 01:30 ⌄

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Labor Paynes (2)

s05e02 · 2008-12-04 · 01:30

Janine slips into postpartum depression as her labor pains continue.

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s05e03 Your Wife's a Payne 2008-12-11 01:00 ⌄

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Your Wife's a Payne

s05e03 · 2008-12-11 · 01:00

Miranda's shady past as a con artist comes to the forefront as she and CJ move into their new digs. Elsewhere, while at the barbershop the couple start an argument concerning the way the shop is run.

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s05e04 Casa De Payne 2008-12-11 01:30 ⌄

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Casa De Payne

s05e04 · 2008-12-11 · 01:30

Claretha's engagement to an African prince has her being treated like a queen. Since she is moving to Africa Claretha sells her house to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis has a fit when he finds he has a slew of parking tickets. Also, Calvin and Miranda have returned from their honeymoon; and Jazmine is off to a boarding school in North Carolina.

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s05e05 It's a Payne Growing Up 2008-12-18 01:00 ⌄

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It's a Payne Growing Up

s05e05 · 2008-12-18 · 01:00

Malik's friend Kevin has an intimate relationship with a woman who has syphilis. C.J. counsel's Malik which leads to a misunderstanding. Meanwhile, Calvin is pressured by Miranda to be more thoughtful towards their marriage.

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s05e06 Payne and Prejudice 2008-12-18 01:30 ⌄

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Payne and Prejudice

s05e06 · 2008-12-18 · 01:30

The Payne's are invited for dinner at the Hernadez home which leads to a culture clash. Dana's falsehood's come back to haunt her back at the barbershop.

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s05e07 Payneful News 2009-02-12 01:00 ⌄

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Payneful News

s05e07 · 2009-02-12 · 01:00

Calvin finds himself overly fatigued after following the instructions of a doctor who is helping he and Miranda with their problem conceiving. Meanwhile, Malik is hired as a errand-boy for the barbershop, but goes too far when he gives a haircut to a customer.

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s05e08 Payneful Loss 2009-02-12 01:30 ⌄

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Payneful Loss

s05e08 · 2009-02-12 · 01:30

Ella takes Curtis along as she enters a wellness farm, in hopes of losing some weight. While there, they meet Francois, Ella's erstwhile trainer.

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s05e09 Payneful Employment 2009-02-19 01:00 ⌄

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Payneful Employment

s05e09 · 2009-02-19 · 01:00

CJ heads to New Jersey to interview for the fire-chief post. Curtis is elated over the prospect of the youngest Payne moving out of the home. At the barbershop, Kiki asks them to hire her brother who has just been sprung from prison.

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s05e10 Slightly Payneful Truth 2009-02-19 01:30 ⌄

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Slightly Payneful Truth

s05e10 · 2009-02-19 · 01:30

Penut reveals that he is an illiterate. Malik attempts to teach him how to grasp the written world. Meanwhile, Kiki and Dana both have their eyes on a new handsome stylist at the barbershop.

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s05e11 Joy and Payne 2009-02-26 01:00 ⌄

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Joy and Payne

s05e11 · 2009-02-26 · 01:00

The Hernandez's oldest child makes his return from Iraq. Meanwhile at the barbershop, Floyd discovers that his extensive time spent at the casino has come back to haunt him.

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s05e12 A Sisters Payne 2009-02-26 01:30 ⌄

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A Sisters Payne

s05e12 · 2009-02-26 · 01:30

Darnell, Kiki's brother, arrives with the hope of leaving behind his life as a drug dealer. As Kiki's ex-boyfriend tries to begin some trouble, it's Darnell who comes to her aid. Meanwhile, Malik and his neighbor go out on a romantic date as they move their relationship up to the next level.

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s05e13 A Grand Payne 2009-03-05 01:00 ⌄

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A Grand Payne

s05e13 · 2009-03-05 · 01:00

Malik and Alex agree to go out on a date, but with adult supervision. So Calvin and Mercedes are enlisted for the job. Meanwhile, Janine discovers her mother is coming for a visit, but their relationship becomes tested.

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s05e14 Games People Play 2009-03-05 01:30 ⌄

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Games People Play

s05e14 · 2009-03-05 · 01:30

The Payne's love their annual tailgating shindig, but when Miranda finds out about Calvin and Mercedes date, she becomes ill. Meanwhile, Diego becomes agitated and starts fighting with people.

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s05e15 Help Wanted 2009-04-09 00:00 ⌄

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Help Wanted

s05e15 · 2009-04-09 · 00:00

Still upset that Calvin was seen kissing Mercedes, Miranda decides to leave. While on her own she meets a woman, but there maybe more to this lady than meets the eyes.

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s05e16 Old Lady Paynes 2009-04-09 00:30 ⌄

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Old Lady Paynes

s05e16 · 2009-04-09 · 00:30

Ella's demanding mother comes for a visit and seems to be having trouble with remembering things, causing Ella to worry she may have Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile back at the barbershop, Floyd is shocked when his supposedly dead wife emerges.

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s05e17 I Don't Know This Payne 2009-04-16 00:00 ⌄

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I Don't Know This Payne

s05e17 · 2009-04-16 · 00:00

Ella and Rosie land jobs at the mall boutique as a means of seeking their independence and financial strength. Meanwhile, Curtis and Carlos become closer with all this new found man-time together, until they start missing their wives.

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s05e18 Paul Mall 2009-04-16 00:30 ⌄

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Paul Mall

s05e18 · 2009-04-16 · 00:30

Curtis may need to be careful after Ella meets a handsome and charming man at the mall. Meanwhile, Diego asks for Calvin and Miranda's help in scrutinizing Mercedes newest man.

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s05e19 With Friends Like These 2009-04-23 00:00 ⌄

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With Friends Like These

s05e19 · 2009-04-23 · 00:00

Malik forms a new friendship with a fellow student who is being abused in the classroom because of his HIV positive status. Elsewhere, when Rosie calls out sick, Consuela is left in charge with the boutique.

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s05e20 The Talent Show 2009-04-23 00:30 ⌄

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The Talent Show

s05e20 · 2009-04-23 · 00:30

The firehouse is being jeopardized by city budget cuts. But holding a big fund raising talent show, along with an appearance by Gladys Knight, could still save the firehouse and the firemen's jobs. Meanwhile, Diego is still dealing with post war anger issues.

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s05e21 Bringing Down the House 2009-04-30 00:00 ⌄

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Bringing Down the House

s05e21 · 2009-04-30 · 00:00

Curtis comes up with a cost cutting method after discovering the Payne house foundation was in need of repair, but his plan goes horribly wrong. Elsewhere, Ella inches her way closer to a charmer she met at the mall. She also discovers that Curtis is not likely the man for her, at least according to a magazine quiz she took.

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s05e22 Moving Day 2009-04-30 00:30 ⌄

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Moving Day

s05e22 · 2009-04-30 · 00:30

After making shoddy repairs on the home leaves Curtis, Ella and Malik homeless, they find they must all relocate to Calvin and Miranda's abode. Meanwhile, Floyd's beautiful daughter stops by the barbershop, creating some hair-raising drama in the process.

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s05e23 Moving Out 2009-05-28 00:00 ⌄

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Moving Out

s05e23 · 2009-05-28 · 00:00

Miranda becomes upset with Calvin and the escapades with Mercedes, plus allowing his family to live at their house. Meanwhile, a quarrel over Ella's job has Curtis and Ella's marriage on shaky ground.

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s05e24 Back Where We Belong 2009-05-28 00:30 ⌄

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Back Where We Belong

s05e24 · 2009-05-28 · 00:30

Curtis and Calvin move into the barbershop due to their marriage problems, which causes hair raising havoc in the process. Meanwhile, Floyd blows up when he learns of Zach and Olivia's act of love.

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s05e25 Surprise! (1) 2009-06-04 00:00 ⌄

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Surprise! (1)

s05e25 · 2009-06-04 · 00:00

Calvin has gotten the $20,000 needed to repair his parent's house and surprises them with the check. Meanwhile, Janine reveals that CJ is in Chicago interviewing for a new job.

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s05e26 Surprise! (2) 2009-06-04 00:30 ⌄

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Surprise! (2)

s05e26 · 2009-06-04 · 00:30

Calvin tries to fix the mess he is in with Miranda and the conflict only gets worse. Meanwhile, Janine, the twins and Malik are preparing to move.

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