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House of Payne

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CJ and his kids have to move in with his uncle, Pops, and his family, making for one very full house. It\'s anything but peaceful with three generations living under one roof, and only one thing is for sure--things are about to get very funny.

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s07e82 · 2012-08-11 · 00:30

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37 this season · 255 total

s01e01 Bully and the Beast 2007-06-07 00:00

Bully and the Beast

s01e01 · 2007-06-07 · 00:00

Young Malik is being bullied in school, but his tormentor is a girl with a formidable foster mother.

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s01e02 I Can Cry If I Want To 2007-06-07 00:30

I Can Cry If I Want To

s01e02 · 2007-06-07 · 00:30

In an attempt to reinvent himself for his birthday party, Curtis bleaches his teeth, colors his hair and tries to fit into his rookie fireman uniform. Meanwhile, his family is trying to plan a surprise party but the fire alarm keeps interrupting.

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s01e03 More Than Meets the Eye 2007-06-14 00:00

More Than Meets the Eye

s01e03 · 2007-06-14 · 00:00

Cj is down and Janine grows increasingly agitated in the wake of the destruction of their house due to a fire. As CJ deals with not having a home, he also investigates the cause of the blaze.

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s01e04 Busted 2007-06-14 00:30

Busted

s01e04 · 2007-06-14 · 00:30

Family bonds are tested when Calvin has cash-flow issues and CJ confronts Janine about her problems.

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s01e05 Lost and Found 2007-06-21 00:00

Lost and Found

s01e05 · 2007-06-21 · 00:00

The family searches for a missing Janine. Meanwhile, curmudgeonly Curtis lands in an anger-management class overseen by a flamboyant counselor.

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s01e06 Down and Outted 2007-06-21 00:30

Down and Outted

s01e06 · 2007-06-21 · 00:30

CJ's frustration over Janine's predicament impacts his family life and career. Meanwhile, Curtis grows concerned when he sees young Malik wearing a ballerina tutu.

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s01e07 No Money, Mo' Problems 2007-06-28 00:00

No Money, Mo' Problems

s01e07 · 2007-06-28 · 00:00

Curtis yearns for CJ and his family to finally move out of the house, so the cranky patriarch hands him money to do so---but CJ may need the cash for something else. Meanwhile, Calvin tries to impress a woman, fibbing to her that the Payne house is his.

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s01e08 Just Say No 2007-06-28 00:30

Just Say No

s01e08 · 2007-06-28 · 00:30

An intense anti-drug school presentation disturbs young Jazmine, prompting CJ to counsel her. Meanwhile, after rescuing a poodle, Curtis plans to use the reward money to purchase a massage chair for his office.

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s01e09 Surprise, Surprise 2007-07-05 00:00

Surprise, Surprise

s01e09 · 2007-07-05 · 00:00

Janine's self-righteous parents visit the Payne household searching for their daughter, and a wincing CJ realizes it's his job to inform them of Janine's serious personal problems.

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s01e10 Father Knows Best 2007-07-05 00:30

Father Knows Best

s01e10 · 2007-07-05 · 00:30

Janine's somewhat smug parents---upon sensing a family situation that could be harmful for children---file for custody of young Jazmine and Malik. Meanwhile, Curtis' firehouse scores an award for fastest response time, but then its speedy fire truck vanishes.

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s01e11 I Keep Coming Up Short 2007-07-12 00:00

I Keep Coming Up Short

s01e11 · 2007-07-12 · 00:00

When Curtis has intimacy problems with Ella, he seeks help from the firehouse gang and from his anger-management coach. Elsewhere, an in-debt CJ tries to ward off creditors.

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s01e12 The Buck Stops Here 2007-07-12 00:30

The Buck Stops Here

s01e12 · 2007-07-12 · 00:30

As the firehouse guys fire off fund-raising ideas for charity, they await the imminent arrival of a new female firefighter, who just might stir up their male-dominated world. And Calvin gives commerce pointers to young Jazmine, who sets out to sell candy for her school.

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s01e13 Wax On, Wax Off 2007-07-19 00:00

Wax On, Wax Off

s01e13 · 2007-07-19 · 00:00

Ella worries that Malik has obsessive-compulsive disorder when the youngster becomes overly consumed with taking showers. Meanwhile, the firehouse gang prepares for the annual inspection---sans help from Curtis.

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s01e14 Head of the Class 2007-07-19 00:30

Head of the Class

s01e14 · 2007-07-19 · 00:30

Jazmine decides to enter politics by running for school president. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella enroll in an art class together.

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s01e15 Paternity and Fraternity (1) 2007-07-26 00:00

Paternity and Fraternity (1)

s01e15 · 2007-07-26 · 00:00

Part 1 of 2. CJ's life turns topsy-turvy upon the shocking discovery that he may have fathered another child. Meanwhile, Malik raises concerns when he keeps company with the wrong crowd.

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s01e16 Paternity and Fraternity (2) 2007-07-26 00:30

Paternity and Fraternity (2)

s01e16 · 2007-07-26 · 00:30

Conclusion. The discovery that CJ may have fathered another child remains a family issue.

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s01e17 Cracking Under Pressure 2007-08-02 00:00

Cracking Under Pressure

s01e17 · 2007-08-02 · 00:00

Janine returns with friends in tow, only to pilfer from the Payne home. Elsewhere, Calvin shapes up to participate in a marathon.

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s01e18 Club PCP 2007-08-02 00:30

Club PCP

s01e18 · 2007-08-02 · 00:30

The Paynes journey to Florida sans Calvin, who stays at home---only to throw a house party. But a fire just might snuff out Calvin's party plans.

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s01e19 Sadly Mistaken 2007-08-09 00:00

Sadly Mistaken

s01e19 · 2007-08-09 · 00:00

Ella is arrested when she's a victim of mistaken identity. Elsewhere, Calvin fumbles in his attempts to cram for college tests.

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s01e20 And Justice for All 2007-08-09 00:30

And Justice for All

s01e20 · 2007-08-09 · 00:30

Curtis wheels, deals and spiels in order to get out of jury duty. Elsewhere, Malik designs his Internet profile and plunges into the computer-dating pool.

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s01e21 I Got the Hook Up 2007-08-16 00:00

I Got the Hook Up

s01e21 · 2007-08-16 · 00:00

CJ finds that everyone wants to set him up with someone. Tension between Angel and Calvin grows, and an HIV-positive woman volunteers at the Help Center.

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s01e22 Absolutely Positive 2007-08-16 00:30

Absolutely Positive

s01e22 · 2007-08-16 · 00:30

Curtis is unnerved about having to undergo a colonoscopy. Elsewhere, Calvin woos an HIV-positive woman.

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s01e23 Teacher's Pet 2007-08-23 00:00

Teacher's Pet

s01e23 · 2007-08-23 · 00:00

Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school and Mrs. Jamieson, the assistant principal, comes to the Payne household to investigate. Malik finds out the truth behind the hamster, and he and Jazmine form a pact to keep it a secret. But when Calvin becomes involved, the whole situation spirals into mayhem.

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s01e24 The Perfect Storm 2007-08-23 00:30

The Perfect Storm

s01e24 · 2007-08-23 · 00:30

A nasty storm hits Atlanta, overwhelming the firehouse. The chaos proves contagious as C.J., Ella and Claretha miscommunicate about retrieving the kids from school---a mix-up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal.

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s01e25 Sad, Sad Leroy Brown (1) 2007-08-30 00:00

Sad, Sad Leroy Brown (1)

s01e25 · 2007-08-30 · 00:00

Part 1 of 2. A neighbor moves in with the Paynes after a fire renders his home uninhabitable, but the man soon emerges as an annoying houseguest. Elsewhere, Calvin finds romance---with a con artist.

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s01e26 Sad, Sad Leroy Brown (2) 2007-08-30 00:30

Sad, Sad Leroy Brown (2)

s01e26 · 2007-08-30 · 00:30

Tension escalates between Curtis and Mr. Brown, a Payne houseguest in the wake of his home fire. Meanwhile, Malik gets a tattoo and comes to regret that decision.

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s01e27 Weeping May Endure For a Night 2007-09-06 00:00

Weeping May Endure For a Night

s01e27 · 2007-09-06 · 00:00

Following Pop Brown's funeral, Brown, Cora and Will head to the Payne household. Brown is upset over the fact that Pop Brown left him his beat-up house, which makes him think that his father hated him. Meanwhile, after a bad date, Calvin starts his own dating website, shesawhack.com, but it quickly backfires.

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s01e28 The Big Test 2007-09-06 00:30

The Big Test

s01e28 · 2007-09-06 · 00:30

C.J. has a date with Nicole, who tells him she's waiting until marriage to have sex. Elsewhere, Jazmine cheats on a math test.

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s01e29 Balancing Act 2007-09-13 00:00

Balancing Act

s01e29 · 2007-09-13 · 00:00

CJ tries to balance going out on a date with Nicole and having a father-daughter day with Jazmine. Elsewhere, Jazmine reinvents her look in an effort to woo Malik's pal Kevin.

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s01e30 Why Can't We Be Friends? 2007-09-13 00:30

Why Can't We Be Friends?

s01e30 · 2007-09-13 · 00:30

Jazmine, worried that her father's newfound romance will rip apart their family, plots to break CJ and Nicole up. Elsewhere, Curtis is tasked to clean the attic, but the old items stir sentimental memories---and keep him from throwing anything away.

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s01e31 Dog Day Afternoon 2007-09-20 00:00

Dog Day Afternoon

s01e31 · 2007-09-20 · 00:00

Curtis is unwittingly roped into helping a bank robber. Meanwhile, Malik must craft a documentary for a school assignment.

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s01e32 New Beginnings 2007-09-20 00:30

New Beginnings

s01e32 · 2007-09-20 · 00:30

When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, CJ attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine tries to reconnect with the Paynes.

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s01e33 Heavy Petting 2007-09-20 01:00

Heavy Petting

s01e33 · 2007-09-20 · 01:00

CJ and Nicole's budding romance hits a bump when CJ's old friend resurfaces, stirring up jealousy in Nicole. Meanwhile, the Payne children push to get a pooch.

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s01e34 The Fast and the Furious 2007-09-20 01:30

The Fast and the Furious

s01e34 · 2007-09-20 · 01:30

While an really cool kid from New York City comes and strikes up a friendship with Malik, Curtis set out to purchase a motorcycle but he needs to tap into his retirement fund to do so.

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s01e35 Gone in 60 Seconds 2007-09-27 00:00

Gone in 60 Seconds

s01e35 · 2007-09-27 · 00:00

Curtis gears up to buy a motorcycle---but he needs to tap into his retirement nest egg to do so. Meanwhile, an ultracool kid from New York City arrives and strikes up a friendship with Malik.

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s01e36 Lost Without U 2007-09-27 00:30

Lost Without U

s01e36 · 2007-09-27 · 00:30

An angry Ella boots Curtis out of the house in the wake of his self-indulgent motorcycle purchase. Holed up at the firehouse, Curtis seeks Ella's forgiveness. Meanwhile, CJ and Nicole's relationship is severely tested.

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s01e37 I Rest My Case 2007-09-27 01:00

I Rest My Case

s01e37 · 2007-09-27 · 01:00

Malik and his buddy Kyle attend a court hearing for their motorcycle accident.

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