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CJ and his kids have to move in with his uncle, Pops, and his family, making for one very full house. It\'s anything but peaceful with three generations living under one roof, and only one thing is for sure--things are about to get very funny.

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s07e82 · 2012-08-11 · 00:30

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25 this season · 255 total
s04e01 Driving Me Crazy 2008-06-05 00:00

Driving Me Crazy

s04e01 · 2008-06-05 · 00:00

Claretha is upset when she learns her car has been stolen. Meanwhile, Calvin is mislead over the disposition of Miranda's nephew whom he has agreed to babysit, when he turns out to be a handful.

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s04e02 Reunited and… It Don't Feel Good 2008-06-05 00:30

Reunited and… It Don't Feel Good

s04e02 · 2008-06-05 · 00:30

Curtis and Ella are excited about attending their college reunion until they discover that an ex-flame has written a book about the sexual activities of collegians. Meanwhile, CJ is being left in charge of a group of children by himself.

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s04e03 What the…? 2008-06-05 01:00

What the…?

s04e03 · 2008-06-05 · 01:00

Kiki is not happy to learn that Dana is dating her brother. Also, Jazmine speaks a curse word in which she heard Curtis use.

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s04e04 Guys' Night Out, Girls' Night In 2008-06-05 01:30

Guys' Night Out, Girls' Night In

s04e04 · 2008-06-05 · 01:30

Jazmine is jealous that Malik is going on a camping trip with the Payne men, but Ella assures her that they will have an all-girls night someday.

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s04e05 How Do You Spell... It's All About Me 2008-06-12 00:00

How Do You Spell... It's All About Me

s04e05 · 2008-06-12 · 00:00

Malik assists Jazmine in her attempt to win a spelling bee and dethrone the reigning champion. Elsewhere, Curtis believes that Ella is having an affair.

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s04e06 And… Cut! 2008-06-12 00:30

And… Cut!

s04e06 · 2008-06-12 · 00:30

Ella makes a new plan which will increase quality family time, by forbidding the clan from using the TV and radio for the next two weeks. Before long, a shocking discovery is revealed about CJ. Elsewhere, a popular film actor begins frequenting the barbershop more often.

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s04e07 Old School vs. New School 2008-06-19 00:00

Old School vs. New School

s04e07 · 2008-06-19 · 00:00

It's Malik's birthday and he's being a brat about the kind of party and gifts he wants. Meanwhile, with Miranda's help, Calvin invests in the barbershop and becomes a partner.

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s04e08 Fired and Desire 2008-06-19 00:30

Fired and Desire

s04e08 · 2008-06-19 · 00:30

Ella is going through menopause and the entire household is suffering with her.

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s04e09 Unsung Heroes 2008-06-26 00:00

Unsung Heroes

s04e09 · 2008-06-26 · 00:00

Calvin's buddy has returned home from the Iraq war and prepares to throw him a party along with his posse. Elsewhere, Malik is assigned a school paper on a role model, but who will he choose as the subject?

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s04e10 Pissed, Poor and Paranoid 2008-06-26 00:30

Pissed, Poor and Paranoid

s04e10 · 2008-06-26 · 00:30

Curtis puts Malik and Jazmine to work at the firehouse charity food drive as a means of learning the art of money management. Elsewhere, CJ tries to lose his female stalker.

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s04e11 True Lies 2008-07-03 00:00

True Lies

s04e11 · 2008-07-03 · 00:00

Malik and Kevin decide to skip school to be with two girls. Meanwhile, Calvin's pal Peanut thinks he knows how to impress the ladies, tell them he owns a barbershop and is a Payne family member.

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s04e12 That Sounds Sweet 2008-07-03 00:30

That Sounds Sweet

s04e12 · 2008-07-03 · 00:30

Ella gets an idea for a new business after she sells a bunch of cakes and cookies. Then, Malik takes up the saxaphone in hopes of impressing a girl.

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s04e13 Meet the Lucases 2008-07-10 00:00

Meet the Lucases

s04e13 · 2008-07-10 · 00:00

A health crisis causes the Payne family to strengthen their bonds. Meanwhile, a jittery Calvin tries to make a visit by Miranda's parents a roaring success.

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s04e14 Out on a Limb 2008-07-10 00:30

Out on a Limb

s04e14 · 2008-07-10 · 00:30

Ella, Claretha, Jazmine and her friend set off on a camping trip, where they quickly become lost. Meanwhile, Calvin sets out to find a perfect engagement ring now that he has decided to "pop the question" to Miranda.

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s04e15 Can't Buy Me Love 2008-07-17 00:00

Can't Buy Me Love

s04e15 · 2008-07-17 · 00:00

Calvin's self doubt causes him to develop cold feet as he readies to pop a marriage proposal to Miranda. Pookie and Peanut offer a helping hand, but instead adds to his dilemma.

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s04e16 To Have and to Hold 2008-07-17 00:30

To Have and to Hold

s04e16 · 2008-07-17 · 00:30

Calvin's newest attempt to propose to Miranda hits a snag when he misplaces the engagement ring. Also, a secret romance blooms at the barbershop making things even hairier.

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s04e17 Unexpected Results 2008-07-24 00:00

Unexpected Results

s04e17 · 2008-07-24 · 00:00

Jazmine's teacher recommends she attends a school for the gifted after she aces an aptitude test, but the school is located in North Carolina. Elsewhere, CJ has difficulty in telling Tanya some shocking news.

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s04e18 Let's Get Ready to Rumble 2008-07-24 00:30

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

s04e18 · 2008-07-24 · 00:30

Curtis seems annoyed as the Payne's prepare for Jazmine's slumber party.CJ and Janine's trip to the store for party supplies ends in chaos at the barbershop when they meet up with a robber.

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s04e19 Father's Day 2008-07-31 00:00

Father's Day

s04e19 · 2008-07-31 · 00:00

Calvin's fiance meets Curtis' dad and discovers the both share an unpleasant history. A subplot for this episode includes a man who was impacted by hurricane Katrina.

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s04e20 Whose Wedding Is It Anyway? 2008-07-31 00:30

Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?

s04e20 · 2008-07-31 · 00:30

When Ella assists Miranda's registration for wedding gifts, it causes Calvin and Miranda's nuptial preparation turn ugly. Ella becomes the mother in law from hell when she begins making all of Ella's choices for her, and making it worse is that Calvin agrees with her choices. Elsewhere, the kids are hopeful that CJ and Janine are reconciling after they decide to go on a date together.

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s04e21 All Is Not Lost 2008-07-31 01:00

All Is Not Lost

s04e21 · 2008-07-31 · 01:00

As wedding complications set in as the big day approaches, Calvin and Miranda decide to attend premarital counseling. But instead of helping, the sessions raise more doubt in Miranda's mind.

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s04e22 Party Over Here! 2008-08-07 00:00

Party Over Here!

s04e22 · 2008-08-07 · 00:00

Although Calvin has promised Miranda that his bachelor party would be canceled, his family and friends go on with the celebration anyways. The couple's upcoming nuptials are threatened by ensuing complications.

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s04e23 The Last Supper 2008-08-07 00:30

The Last Supper

s04e23 · 2008-08-07 · 00:30

Calvin and Miranda's wedding rehearsal and dinner finds the couple inundated with marital advice, and the ceremonies may be ruined anyway by a unforeseen guest, drunken foolishness and a fainting spell.

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s04e24 We've Come This Far by Faith (1) 2008-08-07 01:00

We've Come This Far by Faith (1)

s04e24 · 2008-08-07 · 01:00

The wedding day has arrived for Calvin and Miranda as a number of issues threaten to ruin their day. One major complication arises as Miranda's father helps birth triplets.

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s04e25 We've Come This Far by Faith (2) 2008-08-07 01:30

We've Come This Far by Faith (2)

s04e25 · 2008-08-07 · 01:30

Calvin and Miranda's wedding day continues on despite a number of predicaments plaguing them.

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