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s2006e01 Nancy Grace 2006-01-10 04:30

Nancy Grace

s2006e01 · 2006-01-10 · 04:30

Nancy Grace talks about what's right and wrong with the legal system.

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s2006e02 Carl Bernstein 2006-01-11 04:30

Carl Bernstein

s2006e02 · 2006-01-11 · 04:30

Stephen speaks with Carl Bernstein about what Bush and Nixon have in common and points out that a strong president is better than an honest president.

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s2006e03 John Stossel 2006-01-12 04:30

John Stossel

s2006e03 · 2006-01-12 · 04:30

John Stossel tells Stephen what's wrong with the education system and Stephen tells John what a freedom-tarian is.

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s2006e04 Ken Miller 2006-01-13 04:30

Ken Miller

s2006e04 · 2006-01-13 · 04:30

Kenneth Miller talks about evolution, what's so clever about God, the flu and what he likes to call the "Steve Martin Theory of Evolution."

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s2006e05 George Stephanopoulos 2006-01-17 04:30

George Stephanopoulos

s2006e05 · 2006-01-17 · 04:30

George Stephanopoulos relates politics to wrestling at Stephen's insistence.

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s2006e06 Andrew Sullivan 2006-01-18 04:30

Andrew Sullivan

s2006e06 · 2006-01-18 · 04:30

Stephen talks to Andrew Sullivan about blogging and the repercussions of some of his blog posts.

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s2006e07 Frank McCourt 2006-01-19 04:30

Frank McCourt

s2006e07 · 2006-01-19 · 04:30

Training German Shepherds in Germany prepared Frank McCourt to teach high school.

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s2006e08 Nina Totenberg 2006-01-20 04:30

Nina Totenberg

s2006e08 · 2006-01-20 · 04:30

If you pledge $1,000 to The Colbert Report, Nina Totenberg will come to your shower in a plush terry cloth robe.

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s2006e09 David Gregory 2006-01-24 04:30

David Gregory

s2006e09 · 2006-01-24 · 04:30

Stephen hits a nerve by comparing David Gregory to Major Garrett.

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s2006e10 Robin Givhan 2006-01-25 04:30

Robin Givhan

s2006e10 · 2006-01-25 · 04:30

Stephen Colbert struts his stuff before Washington Post fashion columnist Robin Givhan.

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s2006e11 Norah Vincent 2006-01-26 04:30

Norah Vincent

s2006e11 · 2006-01-26 · 04:30

Author Norah Vincent bulked up in order to pass as a man for her book, "Self-Made Man," but she didn't go on the juice.

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s2006e12 Paul Begala 2006-01-27 04:30

Paul Begala

s2006e12 · 2006-01-27 · 04:30

Paul Begala explains how Democrats can take the country back and Bill Clinton's effect on his life.

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s2006e13 Annie Duke 2006-01-31 04:30

Annie Duke

s2006e13 · 2006-01-31 · 04:30

Based on champion poker player Annie Duke's criteria for being a pro, Stephen thinks President Bush must be a really good gambler.

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s2006e14 Dave Marash 2006-02-01 04:30

Dave Marash

s2006e14 · 2006-02-01 · 04:30

David Marash explains his rationale for moving to Al Jazeera International from Nightline.

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s2006e15 Emily Yoffe 2006-02-02 04:30

Emily Yoffe

s2006e15 · 2006-02-02 · 04:30

Slate's Emily Yoffe tells Stephen about her time as a phone psychic, a nude model and a bleeding street performer.

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s2006e16 Gov. Christine Todd Whitman 2006-02-03 04:30

Gov. Christine Todd Whitman

s2006e16 · 2006-02-03 · 04:30

Christine Todd Whitman's concern about political discourse in this country prompts Stephen to cut off her mic.

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s2006e17 Barbara Boxer 2006-02-07 04:30

Barbara Boxer

s2006e17 · 2006-02-07 · 04:30

Senator Barbara Boxer rates President Bush and allows Stephen to read a passage from her novel, " A Time To Run."

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s2006e18 R. James Woolsey 2006-02-08 04:30

R. James Woolsey

s2006e18 · 2006-02-08 · 04:30

James Woolsey gives the president two and a half cheers for his State of the Union pledge to cut dependence on oil.

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s2006e19 Alan Dershowitz 2006-02-09 04:30

Alan Dershowitz

s2006e19 · 2006-02-09 · 04:30

Alan Dershowitz discusses the dangers of preemption and why invading Iran might not be a bad idea.

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s2006e20 George Packer 2006-02-10 04:30

George Packer

s2006e20 · 2006-02-10 · 04:30

Stephen finds a better way to look at the Iraq war than George Packer's critique of it.

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s2006e21 Lama Surya Das 2006-02-22 04:30

Lama Surya Das

s2006e21 · 2006-02-22 · 04:30

Stephen tries to get Lama Surya Das to sell him on the concept of nonviolence for America.

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s2006e22 Michael Eric Dyson 2006-02-23 04:30

Michael Eric Dyson

s2006e22 · 2006-02-23 · 04:30

Dr. Michael Eric Dyson discusses the nation's racial divide in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

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s2006e23 David Brooks 2006-02-24 04:30

David Brooks

s2006e23 · 2006-02-24 · 04:30

The New York Times columnist David Brooks talks about being the conservative that liberals can like.

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s2006e24 Tony Campolo 2006-02-28 04:30

Tony Campolo

s2006e24 · 2006-02-28 · 04:30

Reverend Tony Campolo believes putting religion and politics together is like mixing ice cream with horse manure.

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s2006e25 Brett O'Donnell 2006-03-01 04:30

Brett O'Donnell

s2006e25 · 2006-03-01 · 04:30

Stephen asks what Brett O'Donnell thinks of the debate between Job and God.

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s2006e26 Arianna Huffington 2006-03-02 04:30

Arianna Huffington

s2006e26 · 2006-03-02 · 04:30

Stephen wants to know why Arianna Huffington hates black people.

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s2006e27 Jeffrey Sachs 2006-03-03 04:30

Jeffrey Sachs

s2006e27 · 2006-03-03 · 04:30

Jeffrey Sachs explains that giving a little aid to impoverished countries is the least that Americans can do.

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s2006e28 Bob Schieffer 2006-03-07 04:30

Bob Schieffer

s2006e28 · 2006-03-07 · 04:30

Bob Schieffer has good ratings for his morning show because most of his elderly viewers died in the night and left the television on.

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s2006e29 Norman Ornstean 2006-03-08 04:30

Norman Ornstean

s2006e29 · 2006-03-08 · 04:30

Political scientist Norman Ornstein explains how the current Congress does less than nothing.

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s2006e30 James Webb 2006-03-09 04:30

James Webb

s2006e30 · 2006-03-09 · 04:30

James Webb discusses his opinions on the current state of American politics and the war in Iraq.

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s2006e31 Lorraine Bracco 2006-03-10 04:30

Lorraine Bracco

s2006e31 · 2006-03-10 · 04:30

The only thing Lorraine Bracco is not looking forward to about "The Sopranos" is putting on pantyhose every time she has to go into that office.

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s2006e32 Christopher Buckley 2006-03-14 04:30

Christopher Buckley

s2006e32 · 2006-03-14 · 04:30

Christopher Buckley and Jack Abramoff may dress differently, but otherwise, they are very similar.

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s2006e33 Keith Olbermann 2006-03-15 04:30

Keith Olbermann

s2006e33 · 2006-03-15 · 04:30

Stephen thinks being a bully is just another way of getting your points across passionately.

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s2006e34 Al Franken 2006-03-16 04:30

Al Franken

s2006e34 · 2006-03-16 · 04:30

Al Franken speculates on why Bill O'Reilly doesn't do USO tours.

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s2006e35 Frank Vincent 2006-03-17 04:30

Frank Vincent

s2006e35 · 2006-03-17 · 04:30

Frank Vincent is so manly that he lives in a town called Nutley.

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s2006e36 Connie Chung 2006-03-21 04:30

Connie Chung

s2006e36 · 2006-03-21 · 04:30

Connie Chung went back to work because her husband, Maury Povich, was sick of her being around the house all the time.

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s2006e37 Steve Kroft 2006-03-22 04:30

Steve Kroft

s2006e37 · 2006-03-22 · 04:30

Does Morley Safer makes Steve Kroft run and get him cigarettes on the set of "60 Minutes"?

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s2006e38 Dan Senor 2006-03-23 04:30

Dan Senor

s2006e38 · 2006-03-23 · 04:30

Former Coalition Provisional Authority spokesman Dan Senor is conservative on national security but liberal on neckties.

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s2006e39 John Kasich 2006-03-24 04:30

John Kasich

s2006e39 · 2006-03-24 · 04:30

John Kasich, host of "The Heartland with John Kasich" on FOX News, lists honesty, integrity, personal responsibility and humility among the best of America's traditional values.

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s2006e40 Gary Hart 2006-03-28 04:30

Gary Hart

s2006e40 · 2006-03-28 · 04:30

Gary Hart shows Stephen how to make an attack dog out of duct tape.

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s2006e41 Michael Brown 2006-03-29 04:30

Michael Brown

s2006e41 · 2006-03-29 · 04:30

Let's see how Michael Brown handles the aftermath of Hurricane Colbert.

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s2006e42 Bruce Bartlett 2006-03-30 04:30

Bruce Bartlett

s2006e42 · 2006-03-30 · 04:30

Stephen asks Bruce Bartlett where he gets off saying Bush isn't Reagan.

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s2006e43 Robert Greenwald 2006-03-31 04:30

Robert Greenwald

s2006e43 · 2006-03-31 · 04:30

Stephen questions filmmaker Robert Greenwald on why he's so convinced of Tom DeLay's guilt when DeLay isn't even in prison.

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s2006e44 Michael Smerconish 2006-04-04 03:30

Michael Smerconish

s2006e44 · 2006-04-04 · 03:30

If it gets him to his gate faster, Stephen will agree with anything Michael Smerconish says.

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s2006e45 Jesse Jackson 2006-04-05 03:30

Jesse Jackson

s2006e45 · 2006-04-05 · 03:30

Stephen asks Reverend Jesse Jackson what he thinks of his plan to repopulate New Orleans' abandoned Ninth Ward with illegal immigrants.

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s2006e46 Harvey Mansfield 2006-04-06 03:30

Harvey Mansfield

s2006e46 · 2006-04-06 · 03:30

Harvey Mansfield and Stephen collide in a perfect storm of man musk.

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s2006e47 Markos Moulitsas 2006-04-07 03:30

Markos Moulitsas

s2006e47 · 2006-04-07 · 03:30

Stephen asks blogger and Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas how many shirts he goes through because of his bleeding heart.

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s2006e48 Reza Aslan 2006-04-18 03:30

Reza Aslan

s2006e48 · 2006-04-18 · 03:30

Religious scholar Reza Aslan promises to say something inflammatory next time.

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s2006e49 Anthony Romero 2006-04-19 03:30

Anthony Romero

s2006e49 · 2006-04-19 · 03:30

Even though America isn't a Christian nation, Stephen thinks ACLU Executive Director Anthony Romero should acknowledge that we're almost all Christians.

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s2006e50 Caitlin Flanagan 2006-04-20 03:30

Caitlin Flanagan

s2006e50 · 2006-04-20 · 03:30

Stephen asks author and journalist Caitlin Flanagan, "What's the deal with chicks?"

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s2006e51 Ralph Nader 2006-04-21 03:30

Ralph Nader

s2006e51 · 2006-04-21 · 03:30

Stephen and Ralph Nader discuss whether corporations are people too.

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s2006e52 Hugh Hewitt 2006-04-25 03:30

Hugh Hewitt

s2006e52 · 2006-04-25 · 03:30

Hugh Hewitt thinks the Republicans are aiming at an electoral iceberg and they need to turn the ship around quickly.

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s2006e53 Sam Harris 2006-04-26 03:30

Sam Harris

s2006e53 · 2006-04-26 · 03:30

Sam Harris reminds Stephen that we're all atheists with respect to Poseidon.

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s2006e54 Sebastian Junger 2006-04-27 03:30

Sebastian Junger

s2006e54 · 2006-04-27 · 03:30

Sebastian Junger is even more rugged in person than he appears on the back of his books.

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s2006e55 Bill Kristol 2006-04-28 03:30

Bill Kristol

s2006e55 · 2006-04-28 · 03:30

Neocon Bill Kristol makes some friends on the Upper West Side with a prediction that the Democrats will take the House in the upcoming election.

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s2006e56 Jon Meacham 2006-05-02 03:30

Jon Meacham

s2006e56 · 2006-05-02 · 03:30

Jon Meacham describes the care the founding fathers took to protect freedom of religious expression without creating a theocracy.

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s2006e57 Governor Mike Huckabee 2006-05-03 03:30

Governor Mike Huckabee

s2006e57 · 2006-05-03 · 03:30

Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee talks to Stephen about exercise, crystal meth and deep-fried Twinkies.

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s2006e58 Paul Rieckhoff 2006-05-04 03:30

Paul Rieckhoff

s2006e58 · 2006-05-04 · 03:30

The last time Stephen checked, you needed four stars and a condo in Pebble Beach to speak out against the war.

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s2006e59 Rick Reilly 2006-05-05 03:30

Rick Reilly

s2006e59 · 2006-05-05 · 03:30

Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly talks with Stephen about golf, steroids and swimsuit models.

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s2006e60 Shere Hite 2006-05-09 03:30

Shere Hite

s2006e60 · 2006-05-09 · 03:30

Stephen talks to feminine sexuality expert Shere Hite about female orgasms, the clitoris and societal expectations of sex.

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s2006e61 Frank Rich 2006-05-10 03:30

Frank Rich

s2006e61 · 2006-05-10 · 03:30

New York Times columnist Frank Rich discuss Democrats, Republicans and the parties' respective theaters of choice.

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s2006e62 Bill Bastone 2006-05-11 03:30

Bill Bastone

s2006e62 · 2006-05-11 · 03:30

Bill Bastone, editor of The Smoking Gun, explains why they don't bother covering the good news in celebrities' lives.

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s2006e63 Madeleine Albright 2006-05-12 03:30

Madeleine Albright

s2006e63 · 2006-05-12 · 03:30

Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright talks about God, government and her new book, " The Mighty and the Almighty."

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s2006e64 Kevin Phillips 2006-05-16 03:30

Kevin Phillips

s2006e64 · 2006-05-16 · 03:30

Kevin Phillips talks to Stephen about his book, "American Theocracy," and explains how he really feels about God.

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s2006e65 Tyson Slocum 2006-05-17 03:30

Tyson Slocum

s2006e65 · 2006-05-17 · 03:30

Tyson Slocum talks about alternative energy sources, and Stephen gives him the debate of his career.

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s2006e66 Jonathan Alter 2006-05-18 03:30

Jonathan Alter

s2006e66 · 2006-05-18 · 03:30

Author Jonathan Alter calls Theodore Roosevelt the Bing Crosby of presidents; Stephen calls George W. Bush the FDR of today.

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s2006e67 Ted Daeschler 2006-05-19 03:30

Ted Daeschler

s2006e67 · 2006-05-19 · 03:30

Stephen asks paleontologists Ted Daeschler why he can't just leave fossils alone to ripen into oil.

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s2006e68 Stone Phillips 2006-06-06 03:30

Stone Phillips

s2006e68 · 2006-06-06 · 03:30

After a montage of Stephen's greatest guests, Stone Phillips returns for a rematch of their previous gravitas-off.

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s2006e69 Christiane Amanpour 2006-06-07 03:30

Christiane Amanpour

s2006e69 · 2006-06-07 · 03:30

Christiane Amanpour instructs Stephen on the correct way to pronounce Iraq and Iran.

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s2006e70 Steve Squyres 2006-06-08 03:30

Steve Squyres

s2006e70 · 2006-06-08 · 03:30

Stephen asks Steve Squyres, the principal investigator of the Mars Exploration Rover Mission, if they've found oil on Mars yet.

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s2006e71 Steve Johnson 2006-06-09 03:30

Steve Johnson

s2006e71 · 2006-06-09 · 03:30

Author Steve Johnson talks about how kids today are recreating history in video games instead of stealing their dads' beer.

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s2006e72 Robert F. Kennedy Jr. 2006-06-13 03:30

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

s2006e72 · 2006-06-13 · 03:30

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. supports his article in Rolling Stone Magazine claiming President Bush stole the 2004 presidential election.

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s2006e73 Tim Flannery 2006-06-14 03:30

Tim Flannery

s2006e73 · 2006-06-14 · 03:30

Author and climatologist Tim Flannery attempts to convince Stephen that humans are causing a global climate change.

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s2006e74 David Sirota 2006-06-15 03:30

David Sirota

s2006e74 · 2006-06-15 · 03:30

Author David Sirota thinks campaigns should be publicly financed. Stephen thinks author David Sirota is a Communist.

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s2006e75 Michael Pollan 2006-06-16 03:30

Michael Pollan

s2006e75 · 2006-06-16 · 03:30

Author Michael Pollan explains how modern food choices will make future generations have shorter lives.

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s2006e76 Gustavo Arellano 2006-06-20 03:30

Gustavo Arellano

s2006e76 · 2006-06-20 · 03:30

Stephen brings back Esteban from "Colberto Reporto Gigante" to interview Gustavo Arellano.

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s2006e77 Bart Ehrman 2006-06-21 03:30

Bart Ehrman

s2006e77 · 2006-06-21 · 03:30

Bart Ehrman discusses the history of the word of Jesus and Stephen offers him irrefutable logic.

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s2006e78 Bay Buchanan 2006-06-22 03:30

Bay Buchanan

s2006e78 · 2006-06-22 · 03:30

Bay Buchanan is dedicated to building a fence along the 2,000 mile border between the U.S. and Mexico.

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s2006e79 Doug Brinkley 2006-06-23 03:30

Doug Brinkley

s2006e79 · 2006-06-23 · 03:30

Author Douglas Brinkley addresses why the levees broke during Hurricane Katrina and what the future holds for New Orleans.

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s2006e80 Mark Bowden 2006-06-27 03:30

Mark Bowden

s2006e80 · 2006-06-27 · 03:30

Mark Bowden describes the similarities between the West's first encounter with extremist Muslims and the current one.

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s2006e81 Chris Matthews 2006-06-28 03:30

Chris Matthews

s2006e81 · 2006-06-28 · 03:30

Chris Matthews shows Stephen who's got harder balls in a full-nelson breaking competition.

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s2006e82 Robert Baer 2006-06-29 03:30

Robert Baer

s2006e82 · 2006-06-29 · 03:30

Robert Baer tells Stephen we invaded the wrong country, which does not penetrate Stephen's armor of belief.

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s2006e83 Christopher Noxon 2006-06-30 03:30

Christopher Noxon

s2006e83 · 2006-06-30 · 03:30

Author Christopher Noxon defines the difference between adults who are childish and those who are childlike.

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s2006e84 Amy Sedaris 2006-07-11 03:30

Amy Sedaris

s2006e84 · 2006-07-11 · 03:30

Amy Sedaris discusses her new movie, "Strangers With Candy," before tumbling with Stephen and Tad.

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s2006e85 Tony Hawk 2006-07-12 03:30

Tony Hawk

s2006e85 · 2006-07-12 · 03:30

Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk and Stephen agree that it's better to continue hurting yourself than to give up.

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s2006e86 Mort Zuckerman 2006-07-13 03:30

Mort Zuckerman

s2006e86 · 2006-07-13 · 03:30

Mort Zuckerman believes that George W. Bush is an awful president but feels that John Kerry would have been worse.

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s2006e87 Ron Suskind 2006-07-14 03:30

Ron Suskind

s2006e87 · 2006-07-14 · 03:30

Stephen explains to author Ron Suskind that if we didn't invade someone, we would have tripped over our preparedness.

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s2006e88 Lee Silver 2006-07-18 03:30

Lee Silver

s2006e88 · 2006-07-18 · 03:30

Stephen makes sure Princeton professor Lee Silver knows that he doesn't know more than Stephen does about genetic engineering.

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s2006e89 Dhani Jones 2006-07-19 03:30

Dhani Jones

s2006e89 · 2006-07-19 · 03:30

Dhani Jones has the ability to be a mindless crushing machine, and yet he chooses to read poetry and listen to classical music.

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s2006e90 Joe Scarborough 2006-07-20 03:30

Joe Scarborough

s2006e90 · 2006-07-20 · 03:30

Joe Scarborough took money from Jack Abramoff, and it felt good.

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s2006e91 Tom Brokaw 2006-07-21 03:30

Tom Brokaw

s2006e91 · 2006-07-21 · 03:30

Stephen has a problem taking Tom Brokaw seriously when he's not wearing a tie.

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s2006e92 Howell Raines 2006-07-25 03:30

Howell Raines

s2006e92 · 2006-07-25 · 03:30

Author and former editor of The New York Times, Howell Raines discusses the fishing adventure on which his book is based.

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s2006e93 William Donohue 2006-07-26 03:30

William Donohue

s2006e93 · 2006-07-26 · 03:30

Executive director of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, William Donohue discusses Hollywood and anti-Catholicism.

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s2006e94 Neal Katyal 2006-07-27 03:30

Neal Katyal

s2006e94 · 2006-07-27 · 03:30

Attorney Neal Katyal shows his love for this country by defending Guantanamo Bay detainees before the Supreme Court.

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s2006e95 Joe Quesada 2006-07-28 03:30

Joe Quesada

s2006e95 · 2006-07-28 · 03:30

Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada discusses a new series of comics entitled Civil War, which combines superheroes with today's government.

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s2006e96 Ned Lamont 2006-08-01 03:30

Ned Lamont

s2006e96 · 2006-08-01 · 03:30

Stephen asks Senate hopeful Ned Lamont if he thinks the president's going to kiss him.

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s2006e97 Peter Beinart 2006-08-02 03:30

Peter Beinart

s2006e97 · 2006-08-02 · 03:30

Peter Beinart stops by to talk about his book, "The Good Fight," and why he changed his mind about the war.

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s2006e98 Linda Hirshman 2006-08-03 03:30

Linda Hirshman

s2006e98 · 2006-08-03 · 03:30

No matter what Linda Hirshman says, men can't stay home and raise children -- daytime TV is all geared towards women.

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s2006e99 Paul Hackett 2006-08-04 03:30

Paul Hackett

s2006e99 · 2006-08-04 · 03:30

Paul Hackett came back from Iraq, began a bid for an Ohio Senate seat, then dropped out. Stephen asks him about running and cutting.

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s2006e100 William C. Rhoden 2006-08-09 03:30

William C. Rhoden

s2006e100 · 2006-08-09 · 03:30

William C. Rhoden looks to free the admittedly wealthy black athlete from the institutionalization of wealthy white-run sports.

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s2006e101 Alexandra Robbins 2006-08-10 03:30

Alexandra Robbins

s2006e101 · 2006-08-10 · 03:30

Stephen nails overachiever Alexandra Robbins for pulling up the ladder from the top of the tool shed.

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s2006e102 Eli Pariser 2006-08-11 03:30

Eli Pariser

s2006e102 · 2006-08-11 · 03:30

Stephen asks MoveOn.org's Eli Pariser who he is, what he does and how he wants to destroy America.

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s2006e103 Ramesh Ponnuru 2006-08-15 03:30

Ramesh Ponnuru

s2006e103 · 2006-08-15 · 03:30

Ramesh Ponnuru explains how activist judges and embryonic stem cell research contribute to the Democrats status as the party of death.

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s2006e104 David Gergen 2006-08-16 03:30

David Gergen

s2006e104 · 2006-08-16 · 03:30

Stephen has heard that David Gergen is a moderate Republican, and he wants some answers about exactly how that makes any sense.

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s2006e105 Morgan Spurlock 2006-08-17 03:30

Morgan Spurlock

s2006e105 · 2006-08-17 · 03:30

Stephen asks Morgan Spurlock why he'd want to know what other people's lives are like.

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s2006e106 Neil Young 2006-08-18 03:30

Neil Young

s2006e106 · 2006-08-18 · 03:30

Stephen Colbert and Neil Young get out their guitars.

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s2006e107 Geoffrey Nunberg 2006-08-22 03:30

Geoffrey Nunberg

s2006e107 · 2006-08-22 · 03:30

Stephen asks linguist Geoffrey Nunberg, author of "Talking Right," how he can discredit a group that calls themselves "right."

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s2006e108 Paul Krugman 2006-08-23 03:30

Paul Krugman

s2006e108 · 2006-08-23 · 03:30

Paul Krugman is part of that fringe 60% of the population that thinks the war was a mistake.

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s2006e109 Gideon Yago 2006-08-24 03:30

Gideon Yago

s2006e109 · 2006-08-24 · 03:30

Gideon Yago thinks it's partially the viewer's fault that music videos are contributing to the fragmentation of American culture. Stephen thinks he's blaming America first.

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s2006e110 Janna Levin 2006-08-25 03:30

Janna Levin

s2006e110 · 2006-08-25 · 03:30

Stephen stumps Janna Levin -- a theoretical physicist -- by asking her the hardest question in the world.

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s2006e111 Martin Short 2006-09-12 03:30

Martin Short

s2006e111 · 2006-09-12 · 03:30

Stephen asks Martin Short what it's like to interview guests in character.

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s2006e112 Toby Keith 2006-09-13 03:30

Toby Keith

s2006e112 · 2006-09-13 · 03:30

American hero Toby Keith talks about his new movie and smoking weed with Willie Nelson.

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s2006e113 Ken Jennings 2006-09-14 03:30

Ken Jennings

s2006e113 · 2006-09-14 · 03:30

"Brainiac" author and "Jeopardy" champ Ken Jennings tells Stephen what it's like knowing things no one else cares about.

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s2006e114 Bill Simmons 2006-09-15 03:30

Bill Simmons

s2006e114 · 2006-09-15 · 03:30

EPSN's Bill Simmons obsesses over sports at the expense of every other part of his life, like most people.

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s2006e115 Will Power 2006-09-19 03:30

Will Power

s2006e115 · 2006-09-19 · 03:30

Stephen asks hip-hop performer Will Power the difference between rap and hip-hop.

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s2006e116 Frank Rich 2006-09-20 03:30

Frank Rich

s2006e116 · 2006-09-20 · 03:30

Frank Rich, author of "The Greatest Story Ever Sold," becomes the first New York Times op-ed columnist to return to The Report.

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s2006e117 James Carville 2006-09-21 03:30

James Carville

s2006e117 · 2006-09-21 · 03:30

Stephen asks James Carville how he ever made the transition from the backstabbing, egocentric world of Washington to Hollywood.

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s2006e118 Daniel Ellsberg 2006-09-22 03:30

Daniel Ellsberg

s2006e118 · 2006-09-22 · 03:30

Stephen has a beef with Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971.

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s2006e119 Arianna Huffington 2006-09-26 03:30

Arianna Huffington

s2006e119 · 2006-09-26 · 03:30

No matter what Arianna Huffington says, fear is a great motivator. It got Stephen through every term paper he ever had.

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s2006e120 Ted Danson 2006-09-27 03:30

Ted Danson

s2006e120 · 2006-09-27 · 03:30

Stephen asks Ted Danson why his new sitcom doesn't take place underwater.

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s2006e121 Lowell Bergman 2006-09-28 03:30

Lowell Bergman

s2006e121 · 2006-09-28 · 03:30

Why do more young people watch The Report than watch PBS?

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s2006e122 Steve Wozniak 2006-09-29 03:30

Steve Wozniak

s2006e122 · 2006-09-29 · 03:30

Steve Wozniak loves to cut his steak on airplanes with his business card.

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s2006e123 Michael Lewis 2006-10-03 03:30

Michael Lewis

s2006e123 · 2006-10-03 · 03:30

Stephen and Michael Lewis talk about privilege in America.

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s2006e124 Andy Stern 2006-10-04 03:30

Andy Stern

s2006e124 · 2006-10-04 · 03:30

Stephen speaks with union leader Andy Stern about insurance and the growing gap between the rich and the poor, and suggests robots as a plan for America's future.

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s2006e125 Byron Dorgan 2006-10-05 03:30

Byron Dorgan

s2006e125 · 2006-10-05 · 03:30

When Stephen found out Senator Byron Dorgan was coming he thought he'd do a North Dakota-themed show, until he couldn't think of anything else from North Dakota.

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s2006e126 Amy Goodman 2006-10-06 03:30

Amy Goodman

s2006e126 · 2006-10-06 · 03:30

Stephen has heard that liberal radio and TV host Amy Goodman is a real firebrand, so he wants her to bring it.

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s2006e127 Randy Newman 2006-10-10 03:30

Randy Newman

s2006e127 · 2006-10-10 · 03:30

Randy Newman wonders whether he's at the McCarthy hearings -- and rolls over on George Clooney.

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s2006e128 Ariel Levy 2006-10-11 03:30

Ariel Levy

s2006e128 · 2006-10-11 · 03:30

Ariel Levy thinks women who imitate porn stars are far from any sort of authentic sexual liberation. Stephen thinks she sounds like a Muslim fundamentalist.

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s2006e129 Andrew Sullivan 2006-10-12 03:30

Andrew Sullivan

s2006e129 · 2006-10-12 · 03:30

Andrew Sullivan is the only gay conservative Stephen knows, but Stephen thought that traditional conservatives were closeted homosexuals.

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s2006e130 Brian Schweitzer 2006-10-13 03:30

Brian Schweitzer

s2006e130 · 2006-10-13 · 03:30

Stephen is disappointed to learn from Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer that the state has given into the Feds and adopted speed limits.

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s2006e131 Barry Scheck 2006-10-17 03:30

Barry Scheck

s2006e131 · 2006-10-17 · 03:30

Barry Scheck does DNA testing trying to exonerate the wrongfully convicted. Stephen thinks he sounds soft on crime.

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s2006e132 Richard Dawkins 2006-10-18 03:30

Richard Dawkins

s2006e132 · 2006-10-18 · 03:30

Biologist Richard Dawkins explains that he does not believe in God, but also that the world was not created randomly.

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s2006e133 David Kuo 2006-10-19 03:30

David Kuo

s2006e133 · 2006-10-19 · 03:30

Stephen and David Kuo talk about "compassionate conservatives" and the separation of church and state.

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s2006e134 Peter Agre 2006-10-20 03:30

Peter Agre

s2006e134 · 2006-10-20 · 03:30

Dr. Peter Agre argues that basic understanding of science needs to be more widespread among the citizens of this country.

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s2006e135 Barry Manilow 2006-10-31 04:30

Barry Manilow

s2006e135 · 2006-10-31 · 04:30

Stephen presents Barry Manilow with a peace treaty, and they agree to joint custody of the infamous Emmy.

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s2006e136 Tim Robbins 2006-11-01 04:30

Tim Robbins

s2006e136 · 2006-11-01 · 04:30

Tim Robbins talks about his movie "Catch a Fire," debates Stephen on the issue of torture and gets nailed.

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s2006e137 Penn Jillette 2006-11-02 04:30

Penn Jillette

s2006e137 · 2006-11-02 · 04:30

Penn Jillette stops by to shatter all that little children believe and get Stephen with a card trick.

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s2006e138 Ron Reagan 2006-11-03 04:30

Ron Reagan

s2006e138 · 2006-11-03 · 04:30

Ron Reagan stops by to explain why stem cell research is so important and to give Stephen the Full Gipper.

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s2006e139 Mark Halperin 2006-11-07 04:30

Mark Halperin

s2006e139 · 2006-11-07 · 04:30

Mark Halperin believes not many reporters watch The Colbert Report, and that's a problem.

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s2006e140 Election Night Live Show 2006-11-08 04:30

Election Night Live Show

s2006e140 · 2006-11-08 · 04:30

Following the midterm election results, a flustered Stephen Colbert explains that he thought America would have lasted longer than 230 years.

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s2006e141 Jeff Greenfield 2006-11-09 04:30

Jeff Greenfield

s2006e141 · 2006-11-09 · 04:30

Stephen and Jeff Greenfield discuss the aftermath of the midterm elections, and Stephen asks questions Jeff has never heard before.

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s2006e142 Dean Kamen 2006-11-10 04:30

Dean Kamen

s2006e142 · 2006-11-10 · 04:30

Stephen asks Segway inventor Dean Kamen if wheelchairs that can climb stairs spell the end of handicapped parking.

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s2006e143 Dan Rather 2006-11-14 04:30

Dan Rather

s2006e143 · 2006-11-14 · 04:30

Dan Rather is honored to be on The Report with an icon of Stephen's stature. And so is Stephen.

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s2006e144 Jeff Swartz 2006-11-15 04:30

Jeff Swartz

s2006e144 · 2006-11-15 · 04:30

CEO of Timberland, Jeff Swartz, argues that you can run a corporation and have a positive impact on the environment at the same time.

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s2006e145 Al Franken, Dr. Michael Novacek 2006-11-16 04:30

Al Franken, Dr. Michael Novacek

s2006e145 · 2006-11-16 · 04:30

American Museum of Natural History paleontologist Mike Novacek attempts to convince Stephen of evolution and the future of the human species.

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s2006e146 Richard Linklater 2006-11-17 04:30

Richard Linklater

s2006e146 · 2006-11-17 · 04:30

Stephen asks Richard Linklater how fast food can be that bad - after all, they make happy meals.

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s2006e147 Jim Lehrer 2006-11-28 04:30

Jim Lehrer

s2006e147 · 2006-11-28 · 04:30

Jim Lehrer says it takes a lot of courage to be boring five nights a week.

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s2006e148 Harry Shearer 2006-11-29 04:30

Harry Shearer

s2006e148 · 2006-11-29 · 04:30

Stephen nails Harry Shearer for his lack of political correctness in naming his new book "Not Enough Indians."

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s2006e149 Nora Ephron 2006-11-30 04:30

Nora Ephron

s2006e149 · 2006-11-30 · 04:30

Stephen asks director Nora Ephron why so much of his performance in "Bewitched" hit the cutting room floor.

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s2006e150 Mike Lupica 2006-12-01 04:30

Mike Lupica

s2006e150 · 2006-12-01 · 04:30

Would Mark McGwire's head even fit on a Hall of Fame plaque?

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s2006e151 Will Wright 2006-12-05 04:30

Will Wright

s2006e151 · 2006-12-05 · 04:30

Stephen tells video game designer Will Wright that his viewers are his Sims.

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s2006e152 Steven Levitt 2006-12-06 04:30

Steven Levitt

s2006e152 · 2006-12-06 · 04:30

Stephen tells Steven Levitt, author of "Freakonomics," that figures never lie, but liars figure.

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s2006e153 John Sexton 2006-12-07 04:30

John Sexton

s2006e153 · 2006-12-07 · 04:30

NYU President John Sexton thinks Stephen is contributing to a disease.

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s2006e154 Dr. Francis S. Collins 2006-12-08 04:30

Dr. Francis S. Collins

s2006e154 · 2006-12-08 · 04:30

Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades.

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s2006e155 Dr. Peter Singer 2006-12-12 04:30

Dr. Peter Singer

s2006e155 · 2006-12-12 · 04:30

"The Ethics of What We Eat: Why Our Food Choices Matter" author Dr. Peter Singer tells Stephen that human beings are speciesists.

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s2006e156 Dan Savage 2006-12-13 04:30

Dan Savage

s2006e156 · 2006-12-13 · 04:30

Stephen and sex columnist Dan Savage reveal their porn names.

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s2006e157 Doris Kearns Goodwin 2006-12-14 04:30

Doris Kearns Goodwin

s2006e157 · 2006-12-14 · 04:30

Historian Doris Kearns Goodwin tells Stephen that if Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he might be the host of The Colbert Report.

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s2006e158 Daniel Pinchbeck 2006-12-15 04:30

Daniel Pinchbeck

s2006e158 · 2006-12-15 · 04:30

Daniel Pinchbeck believes the Mayan god Quetzalcoatl is making a comeback. Stephen wants to know who he is and why we should be excited about him.

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s2006e159 Jack Welch 2006-12-19 04:30

Jack Welch

s2006e159 · 2006-12-19 · 04:30

Stephen asks Jack Welch how he's making it on a fixed income and has him sign a copy of his book, "Winning," for his father-in-law.

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s2006e160 Deepak Chopra 2006-12-20 04:30

Deepak Chopra

s2006e160 · 2006-12-20 · 04:30

Deepak Chopra talks to Stephen about life after death, maintaining a youthful biology and his book, which costs 24 dollars.

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s2006e161 Chris Funk 2006-12-21 04:30

Chris Funk

s2006e161 · 2006-12-21 · 04:30

Henry Kissinger provides the "starting gun" of the competition by declaring that "it is time to rock," and then Chris Funk offers his shredding solo.

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