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s03e12 · 2013-12-21 · 05:15
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NTSF:SD:SUV:: (National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle), is a clandestine team of government agents working together to protect San Diego from numerous terrorist threats coming in daily from such evil countries as Mexico, Canada and Guam. This team of highly trained operatives has only one job: saving your ass so you can drive your Prius and see your movies in 3-D without worrying about living in a country run by no-good terrorists. As with many other acronym-ed police procedurals that dominate the airwaves, NTSF:SD:SUV::'s season of 15-minute episodes is ripped from the headlines and full of suspense, action, drama, cliffhangers, yelling, passionate love-making, more yelling, death and plenty of pregnant pauses.
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12 this season · 39 totals01e01 One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza...DEAD! 2011-07-23 04:15
One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza...DEAD!
A live-action spoof of procedural shows in which a team of government agents fight terrorism in the San Diego area. In the series opener, the National Terrorism Strike Force investigate a series of deaths linked to an alcoholic energy drink.
s01e02 The Birthday Party That Was Neither 2011-07-30 04:15
The Birthday Party That Was Neither
A mysterious caller contacts each member of the team and requests a million dollars.
s01e03 Exes and Oh-No's! 2011-08-06 04:15
Exes and Oh-No's!
Trent's ex surfaces after a sex change and plots to steal a San Diego treasure. Elsewhere, Piper's pick for book club goes unread.
s01e04 The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home 2011-08-13 04:15
The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home
Trent is suspended and forced to spend time at home, where terrorists plot to attack him. His replacement, an old nemesis, is a hit at the NTSF.
s01e05 Dolphinnegan's Wake 2011-08-20 04:15
Dolphinnegan's Wake
A dolphin serial killer is on the loose and the NTSF don't have any leads until Trent visits the deadliest dolphin serial killer in captivity to get a lead on this new killer... before Sam and Jessie are it's next victims.
s01e06 Tijuana, We've Got a Problem 2011-08-27 04:15
Tijuana, We've Got a Problem
A stripper-astronaut steals the space shuttle plans and sells them to Mexico. Now NTSF must go into Mexico and stop the evil President Felipe Calderon before they beat the U.S.A. in the space race.
s01e07 Full Hauser 2011-09-03 04:15
Full Hauser
An international terrorist who avoids NTSF capture by staying out if their jurisdiction is finally corned on a cruise ship... or is he? Trent goes rogue and pretends he's taking the NTSF team on vacation in a ruse to bust this evil man in international waters. But there's a kink when Piper brings her fiancee on the cruise without informing him of her secret identity.
s01e08 Up Periscope, Down with San Diego 2011-09-10 04:15
Up Periscope, Down with San Diego
Cody and Sam are captured by Japanese Soldiers who have been lost at sea for 70 years after losing their way to Pearl Harbor. Now the NTSF must find them and stop their long-delayed attack on San Diego.
s01e09 Cause for ConCERN 2011-09-17 04:15
Cause for ConCERN
A particle accelerator malfunction sends Trent into an alternate universe where NTSF is a peaceful organization and terrorism is extinct. Now Trent and his parallel-world doppleganger must restore the time line and the natural order of violence.
s01e10 Piper Doesn't Live Here Anymore 2011-09-24 04:15
Piper Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Piper is brainwashed to become an assassin, and her mission is to hunt down her NTSF teammates. Elsewhere, Jessie catches the eye of a model photographer.
s01e11 Twistin' the Night Away 2011-10-01 04:15
Twistin' the Night Away
Trent tracks the source of strange occurrences, including a hostage situation with SUVs and Sam's partnership with a creepy new team member.
s01e12 I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler 2011-10-08 04:15
I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler
Terrorists plan to bomb the San Diego Day parade in a plot that involves the President of the Navy. Elsewhere, Alphonse is tasked with finding the perfect gift for Trent's kids.