Mel is the grown-up former wild child of a political family who is now a local politician herself. When her sister ends up in prison and brother-in-law flees after a scandal hits, Mel must take responsibility for her teenaged niece Lennox and adolescent nephew Ryder. Spread too thin to manage by herself, help comes in the unlikely form of Joe who, desperate for a job, moves in and becomes the family's "manny".
Mel tries to convince Joe of his importance to her and the family after she learns that he has been looking for another job.
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s03e02Toxic Parents2013-06-0600:00⌄
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Toxic Parents
s03e02 ·
2013-06-06 ·
00:00
Melissa and Joe are both happy in their new relationships, until they discover they are dating a divorced couple. Meanwhile, Lennox decides to get a tattoo after her boyfriend Zander forbids her and Ryder is surprised to find he actually misses school.
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s03e03Inside Job2013-06-1300:00⌄
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Inside Job
s03e03 ·
2013-06-13 ·
00:00
Joe paints Mel into a corner, forcing her to get him a job at City Hall with fellow City Council member Paul. Once there, Joe gets wrapped up in another potential financial scandal, leading to all sorts of headaches for Mel.
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s03e04Can't Hardly Wait2013-06-1301:30⌄
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Can't Hardly Wait
s03e04 ·
2013-06-13 ·
01:30
After a back injury lands Joe at the hospital, he asks out his cute chiropractor (guest star Marla Sokoloff). Joey thinks this could be really special and wants to take things slow, but even he doesn't anticipate her revelation that she's always taken things very slow.
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s03e05Oh Brother2013-06-2000:00⌄
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Oh Brother
s03e05 ·
2013-06-20 ·
00:00
In the episode "Oh Brother," Mel's childhood friend, Austin, moves back to Toledo, and he and Mel quickly take their old friendship to a new level. But Joe starts to think that Mel and Austin may in fact be related, and schemes to break them up. Meanwhile, enterprising Lennox sells ads on her blog to earn extra money, but is horrified to discover her first sponsor may participate in unfair labor practices.
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s03e06The Truth Hurts2013-06-2700:00⌄
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The Truth Hurts
s03e06 ·
2013-06-27 ·
00:00
Joe accidentally injures Mel's boyfriend, Austin, during a competitive game of pool. Mel accuses Joe of doing it on purpose to ruin her romantic weekend getaway.
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s03e07The Unkindest Cut2013-07-1100:00⌄
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The Unkindest Cut
s03e07 ·
2013-07-11 ·
00:00
Mel is taken aback when she finds out that Austin may not share her vision of their future and is resolute in his belief he never wants children. Trying to convince Mel not to give up on her dream of a family, Joe introduces her to the neighbor's baby (Melissa Joan Hart's real life son Tucker). Meanwhile, Joe's new girlfriend is only interested in a physical connection, which leaves him confused and wanting more in the relationship. And, Lennox can't motivate herself to write her college entrance paper, so she hires Ryder to be her full time babysitter until she does.
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s03e08The Unfriending2013-07-1800:00⌄
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The Unfriending
s03e08 ·
2013-07-18 ·
00:00
After Joe convinces Mel to dump her needy friend Anita, he secretly starts dating her.
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s03e09Something Happened2013-07-2500:00⌄
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Something Happened
s03e09 ·
2013-07-25 ·
00:00
Mel desperately wants to be the cool aunt after she discovers that Lennox has taken her relationship with Zander to the next level. But Joe just wants to kill Zander.
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s03e10Good Morning Toledo2013-08-0100:00⌄
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Good Morning Toledo
s03e10 ·
2013-08-01 ·
00:00
Mel and Joe are invited to co-host a week of "Good Morning Toledo" which Mel thinks will help her earn voters. Their constant bickering on air garners rave reviews with the audience and they're an instant hit. But when the secret to their popularity turns out to be talking a little too personally about Lennox and Ryder, they have to decide if fame or family is more important.
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s03e11Fast Times2013-08-0800:00⌄
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Fast Times
s03e11 ·
2013-08-08 ·
00:00
When his apartment needs to undergo emergency renovations, Mel invites her new boyfriend, Noah, to temporarily move in with her, accelerating their relationship. When she starts to change her personality, Joe questions whether Mel is allowing Noah to know the "real" Mel Burke.
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s03e12Bad Influence2013-08-1500:00⌄
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Bad Influence
s03e12 ·
2013-08-15 ·
00:00
When Joe and Ryder sell Mel's old belongings, they inadvertently sell a very personal item of hers. Desperate to reclaim her property, Mel and Joe turn to crime to get it back.
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s03e13Teach Your Children2013-08-2200:00⌄
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Teach Your Children
s03e13 ·
2013-08-22 ·
00:00
Joe works out an alternative payment plan when he begins dating the mom (Krista Allen) of one of his students, which unintentionally earns him a reputation among the other mothers in the neighborhood as a tutor-prostitute.
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s03e14What Happens in Jersey (1)2013-08-2900:00⌄
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What Happens in Jersey (1)
s03e14 ·
2013-08-29 ·
00:00
The family go to Joe's home of New Jersey as his grandmother is ill. Once there, they meet Joe's colorful mother Gloria, his sister Theresa and the formidable Sofia. Sensing something is amiss with her grandson and his "wife," Sofia resorts to trickery to see them repair their marriage by any means necessary. What started out as a silly ruse soon makes a wrong turn, and leaves Joe and Mel confused as to where they stand with each other.
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s03e15What Happens in Jersey (2)2013-09-0500:00⌄
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What Happens in Jersey (2)
s03e15 ·
2013-09-05 ·
00:00
The family go to Joe's home of New Jersey as his grandmother is ill. Once there, they meet Joe's colorful mother Gloria, his sister Theresa and the formidable Sofia. Sensing something is amiss with her grandson and his "wife," Sofia resorts to trickery to see them repair their marriage by any means necessary. What started out as a silly ruse soon makes a wrong turn, and leaves Joe and Mel confused as to where they stand with each other.
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s03e16A New Kind of Christmas2013-12-1201:00⌄
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A New Kind of Christmas
s03e16 ·
2013-12-12 ·
01:00
Mel's sister Meredith comes home from prison on furlough to celebrate Christmas with the kids and Mel, and seems unruffled by Joe's obvious animosity towards her.
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s03e17A Decent Proposal2014-01-1601:00⌄
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A Decent Proposal
s03e17 ·
2014-01-16 ·
01:00
In picking up where the summer cliff-hanger left off, Joe rushes home to tell Mel that he has feelings for her after their romantic night together in New Jersey. When he arrives, he's shocked to find Austin has shown up and wants to give his relationship with Mel another try. Deciding he can't stay and watch them fall in love all over again, Joe quits. Meanwhile, Lennox plots to get Joe and Mel together and Ryder gets sick from his own cooking.
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s03e18Independence Day2014-01-2301:00⌄
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Independence Day
s03e18 ·
2014-01-23 ·
01:00
Mel feels that it's a good idea for her and Joe to take things slow. Taking her literally, Joe finds another job, working so hard that they never have time to see each other. Meanwhile, Lennox is conflicted about putting her relationship with Zander on "Pause" when he asks her to collaborate with him on a comic book.
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s03e19The New Deal2014-01-3001:00⌄
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The New Deal
s03e19 ·
2014-01-30 ·
01:00
Mel insists on Joe "courting" her, but soon becomes frustrated at their lack of time together. Desperate to spend time with him, Mel sneaks over to his new digs, where he works as a live-in nanny, risking getting him fired for a second time in as many weeks.
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s03e20Feel the Burn2014-02-0601:00⌄
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Feel the Burn
s03e20 ·
2014-02-06 ·
01:00
After winning an 8-course dining experience in a raffle, Mel decides to preemptively join an exercise boot camp to lose weight before she gorges on the gourmet meal. She talks Joe into teaching the class, but his harsh tactics get her booted out. Still fighting, they head to the restaurant to meet celebrity chef Malcolm Sunderland, who immediately butts heads with Joe over cooking styles.
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s03e21Plus One2014-02-1301:00⌄
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Plus One
s03e21 ·
2014-02-13 ·
01:00
Mel soon regrets taking Joe to a work function when he gets her in trouble with the press.
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s03e22House Broken2014-02-2701:00⌄
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House Broken
s03e22 ·
2014-02-27 ·
01:00
Mel tries to talk Joe into letting her get a dog, but he argues that he'll be the one stuck taking care of it. She adopts the mutt anyway - much to Joe's chagrin. But soon, "father and son" are inseparable, leaving Mel feeling left out.
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s03e23Couples Therapy2014-03-0601:00⌄
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Couples Therapy
s03e23 ·
2014-03-06 ·
01:00
Mel gets a reluctant Joe to agree to couple's therapy to work on their constant arguing. But she's completely caught off guard when the therapist turns out to be Joe's ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lennox is conflicted about dating her Teaching Assistant after Zander shows up on her porch.
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s03e24To Tell the Truth2014-03-1300:00⌄
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To Tell the Truth
s03e24 ·
2014-03-13 ·
00:00
Mel and Joe have a fun game night with married couple Nate and Gillian, whom they hope to remain good friends with. But then Nate tells Joey a big secret…that Joe in turn tells Mel…who then tells Gillian… Meanwhile, after flunking out of art school, Zander shows up begging Ryder to let him secretly hide out in the basement without Lennox knowing.
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s03e25My Roof My Rules2014-03-2000:00⌄
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My Roof My Rules
s03e25 ·
2014-03-20 ·
00:00
When Mel and Joe discover Lennox is secretly dating her teaching assistant Emerson, Joe talks Mel into putting her foot down and forbidding the relationship. But things don't go as planned, and Lennox ends up moving out… and into Emerson's apartment. Meanwhile, Ryder is stuck at the Canadian border after leaving his passport somewhere in the house.
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s03e26The Chaperones2014-03-2700:00⌄
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The Chaperones
s03e26 ·
2014-03-27 ·
00:00
Mel and Joe are forced to chaperone Ryder's school dance, getting themselves kicked out by the Vice Principal for bad behavior. Meanwhile, Ryder contemplates breaking up with Stella but does an about-face after helping her nurse a sick Isabel.
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s03e27I'll Cut You2014-04-0300:00⌄
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I'll Cut You
s03e27 ·
2014-04-03 ·
00:00
Mel is completely on Joe's side when he's involved in a hit and run, until she discovers the other driver is her beloved hairdresser Calista. Meanwhile, Ryder tries to win Stella back with a grand romantic gesture during class — much to the frustration of her teacher.
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s03e28Catch & Release2014-04-1000:00⌄
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Catch & Release
s03e28 ·
2014-04-10 ·
00:00
Joe tries to help his single friend Charlie get back in the dating game but ends up finding himself in hot water with Mel.
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s03e29Born to Run2014-04-1700:00⌄
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Born to Run
s03e29 ·
2014-04-17 ·
00:00
Mel's crazy father (guest star Christopher Rich) comes to town, and his antics may ruin her run for state senate.
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s03e30More Than Roommates2014-04-2400:00⌄
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More Than Roommates
s03e30 ·
2014-04-24 ·
00:00
Joe inherits his Nona Sophia's ugly chair - the one she died in - and can't wait to finally add a piece of his life into Mel's home. Mel, unfortunately, doesn't feel the same way and tries to find ways to get rid of the chair without hurting Joe's feelings.
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s03e31Accidents Will Happen2014-05-0100:00⌄
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Accidents Will Happen
s03e31 ·
2014-05-01 ·
00:00
A pregnancy scare creates havoc in the household.
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s03e32Right Time, Right Place2014-05-0800:00⌄
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Right Time, Right Place
s03e32 ·
2014-05-08 ·
00:00
Mel plans the perfect wedding day for her friend Carrie. But when Carrie calls it off, Mel wonders if she should keep all the flowers, catering and venue—for her and Joe. Meanwhile, Lennox helps Ryder lie on his resume to help him get a job.
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s03e33Don't Look Back in Anger2014-05-1500:00⌄
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Don't Look Back in Anger
s03e33 ·
2014-05-15 ·
00:00
Mel and Joe try a little too hard to impress a counselor that they have the perfect relationship.
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s03e34Uninvited2014-05-2900:00⌄
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Uninvited
s03e34 ·
2014-05-29 ·
00:00
Joe's mother (guest star Faith Prince) and estranged brother drop by unexpectedly.
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s03e35You're the One That I Want2014-06-0500:00⌄
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You're the One That I Want
s03e35 ·
2014-06-05 ·
00:00
It's Mel and Joe's wedding weekend, but things aren't running as smoothly as they'd hoped. Before they can even make it down the aisle, Joe sees her in her dress, prompting Mel to trash it and get a new one. Plus, someone is injured during Joe's bachelor party, Mel's father is MIA, Marco's making the moves on Lennox in front of Zander and someone accidentally confesses a hidden secret.
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s03e36Maybe I'm Amazed2014-06-1200:00⌄
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Maybe I'm Amazed
s03e36 ·
2014-06-12 ·
00:00
On the heels of some shocking news at the wedding, Joe makes a rash decision that could alter his and Mel's relationship forever.
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s03e37At Last2014-06-1900:00⌄
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At Last
s03e37 ·
2014-06-19 ·
00:00
Still reeling from the unexpected news at the wedding, Joe impulsively invites his family to move in without asking Mel first, putting their new life together in jeopardy. Will she give in to an ever expanding household or will she break things off with Joe and run?.