Gene Simmons: Family Jewels

s02e01 Under the Knife? 2007-03-26 02:00 ⌄

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Under the Knife?

s02e01 · 2007-03-26 · 02:00

Moments away from getting his facelift, Gene receives a call telling him the KISS publicity tour has been rescheduled. While he hops a plane to New York, Aunt Tracy takes Nick on an embarrassing shopping spree to get a pregnancy test for Shannon. Right before a live appearance on MTV's TRL, Gene realizes his Demon costume has gone missing, sending the hotel's assistant manager on a mad dash to recover 30 years of history and make sure Gene gets to his live TV show on time.

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s02e02 A Bun in the Oven? 2007-03-26 02:00 ⌄

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A Bun in the Oven?

s02e02 · 2007-03-26 · 02:00

While Nick, Sophie and Aunt Tracy await the results of Shannon's pregnancy test Gene and fellow KISS band member Paul Stanley serve as the Grand Marshals of the NYC Halloween Parade. After receiving a strange proposition from two groupies, Gene returns home to learn the results of Shannon's pregnancy test.

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s02e03 Gene's Big Mouth 2007-04-02 02:00 ⌄

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Gene's Big Mouth

s02e03 · 2007-04-02 · 02:00

Gene's suggestion that he and Shannon adopt a child is music to her ears until she learns he hopes the yearlong process will dampen her enthusiasm. While Gene chases his lost precious black book from one end of Manhattan to the other, Shannon plans to teach Gene he should think before he speaks.

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s02e04 Nice Day for a Facelift 2007-04-02 02:00 ⌄

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Nice Day for a Facelift

s02e04 · 2007-04-02 · 02:00

Our cameras document every moment of Gene and Shannon's dual cosmetic surgeries. We are by their side as they kiss the kids goodbye, get prepped for their procedures and are put under anesthesia.

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s02e05 Face Off 2007-04-09 02:00 ⌄

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Face Off

s02e05 · 2007-04-09 · 02:00

A very graphical episode of Gene and Shannon's facelifts in which Shannon has to stay in the hospital due to the pain. Nick and especially Sophie can't really handle the initial results of their parents makeover.

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s02e06 Stir Crazy 2007-04-16 02:00 ⌄

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Stir Crazy

s02e06 · 2007-04-16 · 02:00

Shannon is finally allowed to come home and ends up driving the kids wild. Gene thinks the doctors don't know what they are talking about and ingores there advise. Nick and Sophie turn to their Aunt Tracy for some help in escaping the madness.

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s02e07 Snowblind 2007-04-23 02:00 ⌄

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Snowblind

s02e07 · 2007-04-23 · 02:00

Shannon tries to escape to Aspen for some real R & R, but Sophie talks the rest of the family into heading up their as well. Gene soon learns that Sophie wanted to go up there because of a boy she likes and Gene tries to find out all about him and ends up getting in trouble. Soon he has to be rescues by the mountain's ski patrol.

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s02e08 Coming Out Party 2007-04-30 02:00 ⌄

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Coming Out Party

s02e08 · 2007-04-30 · 02:00

Gene plans on making a "Rent-A-Bachelor" charity event his coming out party, but being as he didn't follow the doctors orders he is unable to attend. He sends Nick in his place and the bids go wild. Gene must now find a way to heal himself before he accepts the first ever "Golden Tongue" award at the Adult Video News Awards.

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s02e09 The Wingman 2007-05-07 02:00 ⌄

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The Wingman

s02e09 · 2007-05-07 · 02:00

Gene decides to take his business partner's thirty year old nephew out on the town in Las Vegas to help cheer him up after learning about his divorce. Gene soon finds out that getting game isn't as easy as it used to be.

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s02e10 Uncle Gene Wants You 2007-05-21 02:00 ⌄

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Uncle Gene Wants You

s02e10 · 2007-05-21 · 02:00

Gene decides to take Sophie to San Diego's Camp Pendleton to help her do some research for a school paper she has to write on the armed forces. After a lot of smack talking back and forth, they are thrown into a few brutal basic training exercises. No one is laughing now.

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s02e11 Growing Pains 2007-06-04 02:00 ⌄

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Growing Pains

s02e11 · 2007-06-04 · 02:00

Nick's friends persuade him to move out of the house. Nick decides to check out a college. Sophie, Shannon and Gene go shopping to buy items for Nick to bribe him into staying home. Nick has a terrible experience at the weekend orientation. Sophie asks Nick not to tell their parents about his experience so that his parents will continue to bribe him into staying home.

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s02e12 Master Gene Theatre 2007-06-11 02:00 ⌄

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Master Gene Theatre

s02e12 · 2007-06-11 · 02:00

A look at some hilarious outtakes, Bad jokes, and never seen before couch interviews from season one. Including a few new segments of Gene and the family.

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s02e13 British Invasion 2007-06-18 02:00 ⌄

British Invasion

s02e13 · 2007-06-18 · 02:00

Gene and Nick take a personal tour of London's musical landmarks for Nick's 18th birthday. One of their stops was The Beatles' Abbey Road Studios. The vacation almost ends on a sour note when a young exec from Gene's English record label tries to turn their trip into a publicity tour. Gene and Nick get some good father and son time on this trip.

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s02e14 All Grown Up 2007-07-09 02:00 ⌄

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All Grown Up

s02e14 · 2007-07-09 · 02:00

Gene takes Sophie to Paris, France for a photo shoot with a professional photographer. Of course, being his only daughter, Gene makes sure nobody takes advantage of his 14 year old daughter. Meanwhile, Shannon and Nick remain in London, Nick spend the day with a girl friend he made on the earlier episode (British Invasion) and thinks of staying in London for College.

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s02e15 Rich Dad 2007-07-16 02:00 ⌄

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Rich Dad

s02e15 · 2007-07-16 · 02:00

Gene helps out a mother and son with their strip club while he is in Las Vegas. He rushed home after that to play volleyball with Sophie in a Father/Daughter game she never told him about because she doesn't want to bother him and his busy schedule. Gene thinks she just doesn't want him there and wants to be a proud dad.

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s02e16 Alpha Male 2007-07-23 02:00 ⌄

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Alpha Male

s02e16 · 2007-07-23 · 02:00

Sophie wants to go camping with the family on her birhday to prove that she and Sharon are the Alpha Males in the family, not Gene.

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s02e17 Sucker Bet 2007-07-30 02:00 ⌄

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Sucker Bet

s02e17 · 2007-07-30 · 02:00

Sharon and Aunt Tracy are off to the Kentucky Derby and Gene insists on tagging along. A problem at the hotel leaves Gene wishing he would have stayed home. Tracy talks Sharon into betting $100,000 on a horse.

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s02e18 And They're Off 2007-07-30 02:00 ⌄

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And They're Off

s02e18 · 2007-07-30 · 02:00

In a panic over Shannon's $100,000 bet on a horse she knows nothing about Gene frantically tries to sell her ticket at a discount to anyone he comes in contact with.

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s02e19 Trapped in Paradise 2007-08-06 02:00 ⌄

Trapped in Paradise

s02e19 · 2007-08-06 · 02:00

Gene, who hates the sun and sand, travels to Turks & Caicos in an attempt to bring an Indy car race there. But as usual, things don't go as planned.

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s02e20 Genetopia 2007-08-13 02:00 ⌄

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Genetopia

s02e20 · 2007-08-13 · 02:00

Gene toys with the idea of buying his own island with his own rules and calling it "Genetopia." While Gene is away, Shannon tags along with Tracy as she goes to a speed dating event. Tracy soon learns that the guy she thinks she hitting it off with great, is only trying to get to Shannon, who is after all "happily unmarried."

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s02e21 Fact or Fiction? 2007-08-20 02:00 ⌄

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Fact or Fiction?

s02e21 · 2007-08-20 · 02:00

In the second-season finale, Gene appears on Adam Corolla's radio show and is challenged to take a lie-detector test to verify his boasts regarding his sexual exploits. Afterwards, he is joined by Shannon for lunch with Hugh Hefner. Gene and Shannon then travel to Las Vegas for her sister's wedding.

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