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s03e13 · 2014-05-15 · 00:30
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Single father George Altman is doing his best to raise his sixteen-year-old daughter Tessa in the big city. When he discovers a box of condoms in her bedroom, though, he decides the time has come to move her to a more wholesome and nurturing environment: the suburbs. But behind the beautiful homes and perfect lawns lurk the Franken-moms, spray tans, nose jobs, and Red Bull-guzzling teens who have nothing in common with Tessa. It's a whole new world, one that makes George wonder if they haven't jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire.
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13 this season · 57 totals03e01 No Me Gusta, Mami 2014-01-16 01:30
s03e02 Victor Ha 2014-01-23 01:30
s03e03 Open Door Policy 2014-01-30 01:30
s03e04 The Birds and the Biederman 2014-02-06 01:30
s03e05 Blame It on the Rainstick 2014-02-27 01:30
s03e06 About a Boy-Yoi-Yoing 2014-03-06 01:30
s03e07 I'm Just Not That Into Me 2014-03-13 00:30
I'm Just Not That Into Me
When Tessa drags Malik and Lisa to a college party, she meets a male version of herself and becomes enamored. They see eye-to-eye on everything and it's almost the perfect relationship. Meanwhile, Dallas enlists a matchmaker to set her and Dalia up, but the matchmaker convinces Dallas to date herself and she decides to get back to basics with a new look.
s03e08 Catch and Release 2014-03-27 00:30
Catch and Release
When Lisa decides to propose to Malik, Tessa isn't sure how to support her friend and turns to George for advice. After Lisa's proposal doesn't go as planned, Tessa steps up and is inspired to fight for Ryan. Meanwhile, George believes his girlfriend Nora might be rude to her employees.
s03e09 The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth 2014-04-03 00:30
The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth
When Dallas's mother passes away, she recruits Tessa to take a trip to the South with her to attend the funeral. During the trip, Dallas confronts her rivalry with her sister and her feelings toward her mother. Meanwhile, George, Noah and Fred go on a grouper that results in a stalker for Fred.
s03e10 No, You Can't Sit with Us 2014-04-24 00:30
No, You Can't Sit with Us
When Tessa takes a young social outcast under her wing, she decides to mentor her protégée for the Miss Chatswin pageant to make a statement to Chatswin society. The pageant rivalry between Tessa and Dalia comes to a head and Tessa finds herself stooping to Dalia's level to win. Meanwhile, George, Noah, Fred and Victor go on a boy's weekend camping trip where Fred accidently loses Victor in the wilderness.
s03e11 Dalia Nicole Smith 2014-05-01 00:30
Dalia Nicole Smith
When Dalia fails to get into the only college she applied to, Dallas is on a mission to help her find her calling, however, Dalia takes it upon herself to find a sugar daddy. Meanwhile, George forces Tessa to double date with him and a hot mom and her son that they met during her college tour.
s03e12 Les Lucioles 2014-05-08 00:30
Les Lucioles
When Tessa takes over planning Lisa and Malik's wedding, she struggles with the limited budget and loses sight of the romance. Meanwhile, June confronts Tessa and warns her to stay away from Ryan, Malik's family decides to boycott the wedding and he enlists George's help to walk him down the aisle, and Sheila offers Lisa some pearls of wisdom.